| Who’s The Biggest Douchenozzle? 1) Scott Thomas Beauchamp 2) Ted Rall 3) Erg 4) Michael Moore 5) Harry Reid 6) John Kerry 7) Rosie 8 Other UPDATE: So far, Ted Rall, Michael Moore, Harry Reid, and Rosie are tied for 1st place. I knew this would be a close race. UPDATE UPDATE: Well, it looks like Harry Reid is has pulled ahead. No votes yet for John Kerry, or Erg UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: Harry Reid is running away with it. Good for him, he worked hard for this distinction. |
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Who’s The Biggest Douchenozzle In America?
August, 1, 2007 — nicedeb59 Responses to “Who’s The Biggest Douchenozzle In America?”
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August, 1, 2007 at 11:35 am
It’s not letting me vote, today, but if I could it would be Harry Reid. His pronouncement that the war was lost before the surge was even fully in place really frosts me to no end.
August, 1, 2007 at 11:39 am
Could we have your definition of “douchenozzle”, please? ‘Cause that will steer my vote.
August, 1, 2007 at 11:42 am
Michael Moore, because people actually believe his made up self-agrandizing bullshit.
Plus, he’s from near here and holds his stupid film festival here.
Not much love for the fat idiot in Michigan.
August, 1, 2007 at 11:42 am
A smug, dishonest, malicious, liberal piece of crap.
August, 1, 2007 at 11:44 am
Thanks, I voted for Rosie, the douche nozzle.
August, 1, 2007 at 11:45 am
If anyone wants to blogwhore this poll, they have my permission….
I’m gonna be busy for the rest of the day.
But I’m really curious how this will turn out. There’s a lot of competition for the title, and I want a good sample.
Thanks.
August, 1, 2007 at 11:47 am
Did you vote twice, Mesa?!
August, 1, 2007 at 11:58 am
Wow. Toss up between Rosie and Moore, mostly because of their undue but widespread influence. Nobody except the left loons give a wet shit about Rall, Kerry and Reid are just political clowns, erg is a 4th grader, and TSB isn’t much higher in the food chain.
I’ll go with Moore – he’s not delusional like Rosie, he’s just a clever Marxist. She’s a loon.
August, 1, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Michael Moore, because people actually believe his made up self-agrandizing bullshit.
Thats why I voted reid, cuz it’s the same thing, only reid has Authori-tah.
Almost went with Kerry but he’s so useless, that I don’t really care about him until his death then I will do the “It’s horrible that a person dies, but I’m glad he’s not in the senate anymore.” thing.
August, 1, 2007 at 12:39 pm
undue but widespread
influenceflatulence.That’s okay Dave, I fixed your typo for you. I’d vote for Moore, his influence is undeserved.
August, 1, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I disagree. Rosie’s potential to touch more minds is far greater than MM’s. She such a media whore.
August, 1, 2007 at 1:14 pm
PA, we are conservatives,
when I see MM, I think Michelle not the fat piece of shit.
But after about an hours research I figured it out.
August, 1, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Well, even when she had her gig at the View, she just ranted.
Michael plays it far smarter, laying a case with half truths in a calm, persuasive manner… and he knows he personally is a bit of a turn off (Rosie doesn’t get that at all, but hers is a mental disorder), so he uses the camera and other “victims” to tell the story the way he wants it told.
I don’t feel like running the numbers, but you could get the Nielsen stuff for the view which identifies new vs. repeat viewers, and compare that to Moore’s box office receipts, and I’ll bet you a donut (back off Rosie!!) Moore’s audience is larger. Not even taking into account his international audience.
August, 1, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Hmmm. Douchenozzle. Nozzle of douche. A person who expands douche to supersonic speeds, propelling their career with douche vapor.
I’ve gotta go with Harry Reid on that one.
August, 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm
geoff goes all physicsy/hydrodynamics on this topic? Does it require THAT much thought?
August, 1, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Harry Reid, but only because he is in a position of power and should know better.
By the way, Deb, I’m begging a link from you to this.
August, 1, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Wiser is begging a link to the hostages?
I’m so fucked.
August, 1, 2007 at 3:00 pm
read it first, doofus.
August, 1, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Just once.
August, 1, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I voted based on outcomes, not just intentions. By intentions, they are all huge douchenozzles, but Harry Reid, the dim bulb from Searchlight, being in a position to cause most harm, and actively causing it, gets my vote.
August, 2, 2007 at 1:11 am
Really, I’m so retarded sometimes.
August, 2, 2007 at 10:44 am
Before I started reading the comments, I was thinking Chuck Schumer, Kennedy, Reid, et al but DinT lays out a good case for Michael Mooreon, so that’s my choice.
August, 2, 2007 at 11:13 am
In the Douchenozzle sweepstakes, John Kerry is as insignificant as Erg. Hee Hee!
August, 2, 2007 at 11:50 am
Yep. He’s a non-entity.
August, 2, 2007 at 11:56 am
I would like to amend my phrase, “A person who expands douche to supersonic speeds” to “A person who expands compressed douche to supersonic speeds.”
It’s technically more accurate, both for nozzles and Harry Reid.
August, 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Who is erg? Isn’t it a type of sanddune?
August, 2, 2007 at 1:50 pm
He’s an infamous troll over at AOSHQ.
A REAL douchenozzle.
August, 2, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Really, I’m so retarded sometimes. – WP
Power to Truth!
August, 2, 2007 at 2:32 pm
I voted Rosie, because in a barrel full of douchenoozles it is hard to find that one that stands out as the best of the worse douchenoozles. But Rosie comes through because she actually influence the stay at home moms with her Leftardo Douchenoozle rants, and that scares me.
August, 2, 2007 at 3:59 pm
I don’t think my comment posted, so if it goes up twice, sorry about that. I voted my Senator, Harry F’n Reid, just the sound of his voice makes my skin crawl.
Also, Pollcode.com has pretty cool polls that you can put right on your site.
August, 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm
WordPress blocks most polls. I finally had to go to a Q&A forum, to find this one, after trying all morning to post this poll.
August, 2, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I voted for erg because he simultaneously irritates and amuses me more than anyone else on the list. On reflection, though, I might go with Michael Moore…
August, 2, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Why is not Kos on that list?
August, 2, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Well this particular poll type only allowed for 8 answers. There were quite a few that deserved to be included, but I ran out of room.
But that’s why I included “Other”. for Chuckie Schumer, Kos, Dick Durbin, John Murtha, etc.
August, 2, 2007 at 11:01 pm
As for Erg….he’s a smug, insulting, malicious, dishonest lib, who deserves to be on the list.
Being a douchenozzle doesn’t necessarily have to be about power.
August, 3, 2007 at 8:58 am
[...] The poll is still open. Posted in Tards, Commies. [...]
September, 25, 2007 at 10:13 am
Cleanup on aisle five!
September, 25, 2007 at 10:20 am
Oh, heh, this gave me the opportunity to vote for Harry Reid one more time!
September, 25, 2007 at 10:33 am
i guess we good conservatives don’t believe in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution anymore…..sweet
life is so much better with blinders on anyways huh guys?
September, 25, 2007 at 10:40 am
I guess we faux conservatives don’t believe in understanding the First Amendment to the United States Constitution anymore…par for the course.
life is so much better when you make stuff up, huh AUY?
September, 25, 2007 at 10:42 am
The owner of a blog has the “freedom” to delete your dumbass. That’s what makes America great. Freedom of association.
September, 25, 2007 at 10:47 am
Blinders?….lol.
Yeah, you’re really speaking truth to power, there, bub.
Here’s the ground rules here at Nice Deb:
No F-bombs
No insulting the host, (unless you’re one of my friends, then it’s expected). Double standards apply.
You violate my rules, you get deleted.
My website. My rules.
Deal.
September, 25, 2007 at 10:47 am
“i guess we good conservatives don’t believe in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution anymore…..sweet”
Just because I have freedom of speech doesn’t mean that I should or would call you a horse’s ass.
September, 25, 2007 at 10:52 am
Patty Ann, just call him a horse’s ass and get it over with.
September, 25, 2007 at 10:54 am
AmericanUnlikeYou
muther effin cowboy leg.
September, 25, 2007 at 10:57 am
Patty Ann, just call him a horse’s ass and get it over with.
Actually, I think he makes a sound case for his candidacy as a douchenozzle.
He’s just not a big one.
September, 25, 2007 at 10:58 am
geoff I’ve always wanted to ask you what avatar is?
September, 25, 2007 at 10:59 am
He can be a write in for ‘other’.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:01 am
That’s the mighty Lo-Pan from Big Trouble in Little China, not some form of bunny as some have rudely suggested.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:02 am
Here’s a better picture.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:07 am
Sigh. I see that getting NiceDeb and The Hostages on the IB blogroll has resulted in my removal. It’s almost worth writing some posts to see if I can drive Michael crazy with having to update it again.
Almost.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:10 am
Jeez, it took them long enough to get us on there!
You should do some posts, Geoff, if you can find the time.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:14 am
You should do some posts, Geoff, if you can find the time.
There’s no way. I’m much better off going cold turkey, despite the DTs.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:27 am
That’s the mighty Lo-Pan from Big Trouble in Little China
ha, I thought it was the Sacred Heart of Jesus, Greek Orthodox style ro something.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:32 am
I kept thinking the same thing, PJ, but knew that couldn’t be it because Geoff’s not particularly religious.
I need to see that movie, sometime.
September, 25, 2007 at 11:48 am
OMG, Deb! You haven’t seen that movie?? I am still waiting for a sequel. That and a sequel to Buckaroo Bonsai Across the 8th Dimension. *Sigh*
AmericanUnlikeYou? You are a slightly smallish douchnozzle! And a horse’s ass!
September, 25, 2007 at 12:06 pm
who’s the fag?
September, 25, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Dave, I think he’s too young to be posting on this adult blog.
September, 25, 2007 at 12:59 pm
He’s probbaly one of Olbermann’s five viewers