Fred! To Announce Today At 4:30 EDT

Well it’s about damn time.

Ace and others are saying he’s announcing his plans to announce next week?

WTF is an announcement of an announcement?

If he’s announcing that he’s announcing……………………………………………………….

He’s announcing.

Oh, Now what?:

UPDATE: Campaign officials now say there will not be a 4:30 conference call for the media. Rather, the campaign will put out information for the press in a statement. Stay tuned for details later this afternoon.

He may or may not appear on Leno, next Wednesday, while the Republicans are having their debate.

Fred…you’re trying my patience.

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23 Responses to “Fred! To Announce Today At 4:30 EDT”

  1. lauraw Says:

    But what if he doesn’t announce, after announcing that he would announce?

    I would think that nullifies the whole deal.

  2. Rosetta Says:

    It would be funny if he announced for 2012.

    Everyone thinks he’s deliberating too much and taking too long to announce for 2008.

    Maybe he’s going to be 4 years AHEAD!!!!

    *Hands on hips* That Fred!

  3. nicedeb Says:

    “announce what?”

    Oh, YOU!!!

  4. bmac Says:

    It may be too late.

  5. Rosetta Says:

    Fred must think he has some serious mojo…which he may very well have.

    And I hope he does because this is the longest wait to get to first base since my high school prom.

    I was thrown out at first on a bunt by the way.

  6. wiserbud Says:

    a “bunt” you say? Hmmmmm……

  7. Rosetta Says:

    Don’t make me kill you.

  8. eddiebear Says:

    He’s announcing the new cast at “Law & Order”

  9. Rosetta Says:

    Hahaha. Fred is a bigger tease than wiserbud walking into a john with tap shoes.

  10. Larry Craig Says:

    “Fred is a bigger tease than wiserbud walking into a john with tap shoes”.

    Hellllooo Gorgeous!

  11. wiserbud Says:

    Fred is a bigger tease than Rosetta performing his Diana Ross impesonation at the Man Hole’s karaoke nights.

  12. nicedeb Says:

    Any of you tards been in the vicinity of De Soto, missouri, lately?

  13. wiserbud Says:

    no. Why (I ask with trepidation)?

  14. eddiebear Says:

    Deb:

    That is in Jefferson County, the county due south of STL County.

    Also known as “Meth County”

  15. nicedeb Says:

    Aha, that might explain the story, above. ^

  16. Rosetta Says:

    Don’t mock Missouri!!

    Stupid dueling banjos.

  17. eddiebear Says:

    Rosetta:

    That’s the theme song for our local news.

  18. Rosetta Says:

    All of our local news stories start with some mullet-headed jackass saying, “hold my beer and watch THIS!!”

    Stupid Camaro Z-28s.

  19. Wickedpinto Says:

    Well, there is not a single timezone where 4:30 looks like 11:06 rosetta

    It was a false flag.

    It’s a tactics thing. Though fred! might tactic his ass righout out of strategy, if he don’t pick up his shit and start acting.

  20. eddiebear Says:

    Rosetta:

    Did you hear what the announcer for the Padres said about STL a few weeks ago? Priceless.

  21. Rosetta Says:

    I missed it, eddiebear. What was it? I’m sure it wasn’t good.


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