When Transvestites Attack…

It gets really messy and ugly.

A trio of troublesome transvestites laid siege to a Memphis McDonald’s late Sunday night after an argument at the drive-through window. When they got out of the car and began tapping at the window, the manager ignored them.

Never ignore three hungry and troublesome transvestites…it’s not worth it:

The transvestites allegedly struck the manager with a tire iron, and when he swung back, the drag queens took off their stiletto boots, removed their earrings and prepared to attack. The manager, Albert Bolton, was covered with scratch marks after suspects clawed him with their fingernails.

Bolton grabbed a pot of scalding french-fry grease and hurled it at his attackers. One of the cross-dressers then smacked Bolton with a wet floor sign, sending him to the hospital in an ambulance, WMC-TV reported.

Damn!

Police are on the lookout for three transvestites in a black car.

UPDATE:

Rosetta swears he was nowhere near the scene of the crime.

Anyone buying it?

UPDATE:

Okay, I guess Rosetta’s off the hook. The police caught the guys/gals/whatevers. Dan Riehl has pix at his website. I wasn’t even close with my ‘guess-timate’ photo, above.

RELATED:

More Transvestites In The News:

A Scottsdale AZ bar owner settled a yearlong tranny dispute by adding a unisex one-stall bathroom to the bar. Women had been complaining (understandably) when the trannies were using their bathrooms; apparently standing up at the toilets to go “number one”.

I’ll tell you what, that would freak me out.

So the bar owner banned the trannies from his bar, and naturally, they sued.

Thousands of dollars in attorney fees later, a five dollar sign was put on the extra bathroom.

More Related, YEESH: 

These drag queens are getting out of control alright:

French police have detained a 68-year-old man — reported to be a ‘drag queen’ performer — suspected of murdering 18 mainly homosexual men, a judicial source said Wednesday. The murders were committed between 1980 and 2002 in eastern France and the Paris region.

 The victims were killed by a violent blow to the head, followed by multiple stabbings. Each time the bodies were found partly naked, but the victims’ faces were covered up.

“Campy” is not always cool, n’est pas?

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14 Responses to “When Transvestites Attack…”

  1. Rosetta Says:

    Let me pre-emptively say KISS MY ASS.

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  2. JackStraw Says:

    HA!

    Been waiting on you.

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  3. Rosetta Says:

    Ha. Thanks for letting me get that in there first.

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  4. Bob Munck's Ass Says:

    Nice Deb,

    Rosetta wants you to kiss me as well.

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  5. bmac Says:

    Trannies are really becoming a pain in the ass.

    http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1113transgender1114-ON.html

    Via Gruberman.

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  6. Rosetta Says:

    Trannies are really becoming a pain in the ass.

    Hahahaha. That’s some funny shit right there.

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  7. cranky Says:

    Rosetta, did you say pre-operatively?

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  8. JackStraw Says:

    Leave Rosetta alone!! It’s a person!!!

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  9. Rosetta Says:

    You can all suck my munck!

    *takes flamethrower to entire thread*

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  10. nicedeb Says:

    Touchy!, Touchy!

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  11. Rosetta Says:

    I’m just kidding. I embrace my transvestitism like pajama momma embraces the pizza delivery man.

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  12. nicedeb Says:

    ..And I embrace my Geritol tablets.

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  13. eddiebear Says:

    I wonder if Hedwig and the Angry Inch wanted the Secret Sauce from tha McDonald’s.

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  14. Awesome Pictures Of The Day « Nice Deb Says:

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