Foot In Mouth Disease: Catch The Fevah!

Foot and Mouth Disease has been plaguing the Presidential campaigns, lately, and it’s effecting members of both political parties.

On the Republican side:

Mitt Romney: “make all the promises you have to…”

Prompting conservatives everywhere to feel justified in their suspicions that the man is inauthentic, and calculating.

Mike Huckabee: Fred Thompson “needs Metamucil”.

Great fodder for the blogs, not so great for the Huckabee campaign.

John McCain: Attacks Mitt Romney for failing to endorse Bush’s tax cuts….

(which he voted against).

Ron Paul: “A speedboat could never have damaged a U.S naval warship”,

…conveniently forgetting about the USS Cole.

On the Democrat Side:

Bill Clinton: On Obama: “Give me a break. This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I’ve ever seen.” Prompting him to say two days later, “There’s nothing ‘fairy tale’ about his campaign”.

Gotcha.

Hillary Clinton: “He [Pervez Musharraf] could be the only person on the ballot. I don’t think that’s a real election.”

It’s a parliamentary election…he’s not on the ballot.

Hillary Supporter Andrew Cuomo (about the early primaries): You can’t shuck and jive at a news conference.

‘Nuff said.

Hillary Supporter Robert L. Johnson: “And to me, as an African-American, I am frankly insulted that the Obama campaign would imply that we are so stupid that we would think Hillary and Bill Clinton, who have been deeply and emotionally involved in black issues since Barack Obama was doing something in the neighborhood –­ and I won’t say what he was doing, but he said it in the book –­ when they have been involved.”

Inarticulate, yet slimy.

FYI, judging from my stats, some Obama supporters have discovered the Hillary exposed video…..Bwahahahahah.

Barack Obama, answering a question at a debate about how he would “change the US military stance overseas” as a result of another disasterous terrorist attack:

“Well, the first thing we’d have to do is make sure we’ve got an effective emergency response, something that this administration failed to do when we had a hurricane in New Orleans. And I think we have to review how we operate in the event of not only a natural disaster but also a terrorist attack.

“The second thing is to make sure that we’ve got good intelligence. . . . But what we can’t do is then alienate the world community based on faulty intelligence, based on bluster and bombast.”

Instead of stating the obvious answer…we’d retaliate forcefully, (which even John Edwards got right), he uses it as an opportunity to bash Bush.

That’s really just a partial list, but….well, I need to go cook dinner, if you can think of any more, I’d be happy to update.