Rich Weirdo Offers Hillary Clinton $750,000 To Pose In The Nude
February, 23, 2008 — nicedebAt first I thought the guy was making a bad joke…now I’m not so sure:
I am a retired entrepreneur who thrived during the prosperous years of the Clinton administration. Because I feel I have a debt to President and Senator Clinton, I am making a radical, “out of the box” proposal to her which I think will enhance her stature to people around the world, especially women.
I am offering Senator Clinton $750,000 to pose for a series of tasteful, artistic nude photos. I am NOT talking about pornography; these would be tasteful photos which would show Senator Clinton as an older woman who is fully in control of her body and her sexuality.
President Hillary Clinton would represent a new direction for America and these photos would serve to demonstrate her commitment to that new brave, bold direction.
Dear lord….
Hat tip: Lucianne
February, 23, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Clinton’s no Calendar Girl!
February, 23, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I wanna gouge out my eyeballs at the mere thought of Hillary butt-ass nekkid.
February, 23, 2008 at 4:34 pm
We’ll have to counter with a larger offer to not pose nude. And kill ourselves if don’t succeed.
February, 23, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I like it. Then we threaten to ship the photos to Iran if they don’t abandon their nuclear enrichment activities. And we can plaster them up in Pakistan until Al Qaeda flees back to their mountain caves.
February, 23, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I know my readers will go absolutly nuts wild if nude pictures of Hildabeast are published. The Canckle fetish group will flip. Others will get their cordless drills with an inch and a quarter bit and drill their eyes out of the sockets after looking at those pictures.
February, 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I’m sure Mrs Clinton would take up this offer if she lost the Democratic nomination, was voted out of the Senate, got dumped by Bill for a hot younger woman, and fell on such hard times that she had to file bankruptcy. Oh and started to hang out with Paris Hilton and Kim Kadishian.
All of thises things are possible … so this guy has some hope still.
February, 23, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Cranky stole my thunder, I was gonna write what he wrote.
February, 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
Don’t know why, but, I fully expected that guy to jump when the camera panned off at the end. Probably because I would have after spouting such a disgusting idea.
February, 24, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I don’t know how to type the sound of projectile vomiting.
February, 24, 2008 at 8:47 pm
bleullbblahharghbl.
Something like that.
February, 24, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I think it would be more like BLEULLBBLAHHARGHBL, otherwise it’s just vomiting without the projectile.
And still, that thought is more pleasant than the post topic.
February, 24, 2008 at 11:01 pm
bleullbblahHARGHBL!!!!!!!
You need a big finish.
February, 24, 2008 at 11:20 pm
We’re such morons!
February, 25, 2008 at 7:11 am
Yikes! This is why the criminally insane should not be allowed to make money.
February, 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm
*douses bunk with gasoline*
*sets bunk on fire*