Crazee Mugshots On Parade

The Smoking Gun  has posted some particularly goofy mugshots from recent arrests. You must check them out just for shits and giggles.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Your Saturday Morning Read

It’s almost afternoon on the east coast, but Oh well. I’ve been busy running around this morning. So pour yourself a diet coke instead of a coffee, what do I care?

Lucianne is always a good source for articles. Here’s one by Dick Morris (with Eileen McGann) on his favorite, (or should I say least favorite) subject, Hillary.

I don’t know about you, but I get a kick out of his passion on the subject:

The real Hillary Clinton stood up at the Democratic presidential debate this week: angry, sarcastic, stubborn, secretive, arrogant, mired in the past, victim of the media, and still firmly convinced that she is uniquely entitled to the Democratic Party nomination and the presidency.

That Hillary hasn’t really been on display much since the debacle of her disastrous health care plan and the end of Bill Clinton’s impeachment trial, when she haughtily flaunted her combative personality.

But make no mistake about it — that’s the Hillary Clinton that we’ll see if she somehow manages to steal the Democratic nomination.

She’s found her voice. The one that so alienated everyone she came into contact with over her health care plan that her own party destroyed it. The one that publicly and loudly defended Bill and arranged for attacks on Monica Lewinsky when she knew the complete and sordid truth.

She’s always had a chip on her shoulder and a strange paranoia, but it’s definitely gotten worse. Now it’s not just the vast right wing conspiracy that is out to get her. Now it’s the mainstream media. How are they doing that? By asking her the first questions at the debates!

Read on. It’s fun stuff.

Oh, this ones good, too! A psychologist diagnoses Hillary with “AGS”, (or “Al Gore Syndrome). Like Gore did in 2000, Hillary has been experimenting with different personas at every debate, with little success. Read Hillary’s Multiple Personality Disorder for another fun read:

Lately, Hillary has been all over the place, and not just geographically. She’s had more spins of personality than Sybil, more expressions than Rodney Dangerfield, and more axes to grind than Al Sharpton, Michael Moore, and Cindy Sheehan put together.
If she’s not restrained by the voters, she may end up like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, head spinning uncontrollably; striking out at enemies, betraying friends, or cheating husbands, perceived or otherwise.

According to Dr. Strange, Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton exhibited these behaviors the last several weeks:

• Crying Hillary
• Black church lady Hillary
• Angry in your face Hillary
• Laughing bug-eyed Hillary
• Denying Hillary.
• Conciliatory Hillary
• Stand by her Bubba Hillary
• Sarcastic Hillary
• Suffering feminist Hillary
• It’s my turn Hillary

It’s been amazing to watch, that’s for sure.

Michelle Obama Does It Again

I swear, this woman is going to be the death of her husband’s campaign. While speaking to some assembled women at a daycare, she told them not to “go into Corporate America”.

“Become teachers,” she counseled. “Work for the community. Be social workers. Be a nurse. Those are the careers that we need, and we’re encouraging our young people to do that. But if you make that choice, as we did, to move out of the moneymaking industry into the helping industry, then your salaries respond.”

Naturally, Investors Business Daily took exception to that remark:

No disrespect to teachers and nurses, but there are problems with those remarks.

First, when she says “move out of the moneymaking industry into the helping industry,” she speaks volumes. Apparently, well-paid people in all kinds of profitable fields are, in the Obama worldview, just idle, scheming splinter-collectors who help only themselves.

On the other hand, the social workers who make sure the cash flows from the various elements of the massive government bureaucracy are the great and noble helpers.

However, the oil CEO who invests billions of dollars of his firm’s profits in the research and development of new technologies that bring hitherto unreachable deposits of fuel to the cars and homes of millions of Americans is very much in “the helping industry.”

So is the pharmaceutical executive who uses her business skills and scientific knowledge to decide to spend billions on R&D for new drugs that lengthen the lives of millions.

The real, productive jobs in the private sector help people in ways government can’t. A president who does not understand these things will kill the geese who lay the golden eggs — kill them with high taxes and onerous regulations and ultimately adverse economic conditions.

Second, did the Obamas really make a tough choice to give up high-paying jobs to work in community service? The University of Chicago Medical Center reportedly pays Michelle more than $300,000 a year for her services as “vice president of community and external affairs.”

My question to Mrs. Obama is….What about business school teachers who teach, ya know…business? Are they really “helpers” if their students go on to be greedy, fatcat business execs in the “moneymaking industry”? Hmmmmm?

What a silly, mixed up message.

I’ll have to add it to her list of famous quotes. 

Hat tip: Lucianne

Photo: ABC news (Stan Honda, AFP/Getty Images)