BUMPED (May 14):
This post has been a reliable hit magnet since it was first posted last July, and since I’ve made some recent additions, and I don’t have time for anything else at the moment, I’ve decided to bump it.
The United States Redneck Special Forces:
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5 . They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Hat tip: My Hubby, who emailed this to me. I didn’t write any part of this.
UPDATE (January 18, 2008):
News from the field:
Being a USRSF operative in the mid-east mud-flap brigade, I have to say that it feels darn good to finally get some recognition up in this Mo-Fo. Things have been getting a little dicey around these parts as of late. We ran out of Kodiak around last October and the Iraqi chew taste like something out of a Eddie Murphy Love Pump. Although, a tin of Skoal did save Cpl. Billy’s life in a most unexpected way.
We appreciate the warm Milwaukee’s Best light you all been shipping out monthly, as well as the Yosemite Sam tank tops. I will update you further in the upcoming weeks, but for now, I got me a Sherpa to molest. Later.
UPDATE:
USRSF Sgt. Cletus inspects the troops’ improvised beer can batons:
July, 26, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Aww, the hubby’s all about the tards.
July, 26, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I thought that was the hubby.
July, 26, 2007 at 6:21 pm
My hubby doesn’t have that much hair.
July, 26, 2007 at 6:55 pm
OT: Spawn of Niblets?
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=cp_f8afbi46526&show_article=1&catnum=9
July, 26, 2007 at 6:56 pm
They killed Number 3, The Intimidator? Oh, it is so on now.
July, 26, 2007 at 7:19 pm
hair? I have tons of hair.
But I don’t have a .50 cal Barrett
July, 26, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Dave, is that what that is? It almost looks like a spud gun!
July, 26, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Cuffy, it may be time for another Niblets, update.
Last we knew, she was wreaking havoc in St. Louis Gardens. Who would have ever guessed, she and her gang would be as far east as PA.
July, 26, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I still see trucks almost every day with a #3 decal on the back window. It’s a pretty safe bet that he wouldn’t be too happy with junior leaving DEI to go be teammates with Jeff Gordon at Hendrick.
July, 27, 2007 at 7:42 am
Yeah Deb. It’s a monstah.
July, 27, 2007 at 8:14 am
Having a wonderful vacation. Weather is beautiful! Wish you were here!
July, 29, 2007 at 11:52 am
Hey Stewart, come over here so I can smack you.
Eww, I got chav juice on my hand.
http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/chav.jpg
July, 29, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Shhhh… mesa,
I think it’s trying to communicate.
November, 29, 2007 at 10:18 am
[...] There is good news for the fighting forces in Iraq, who are dealing with relentless insurgents. (original author unknown…hat-tip NiceDeb) [...]
November, 29, 2007 at 10:27 am
[...] There is good news for the fighting forces in Iraq, who are dealing with relentless insurgents. (original author unknown…hat-tip NiceDeb) [...]
December, 5, 2007 at 12:57 am
That’s a Lahti L-39 twenty-millimeter semiautomatic anti-tank rifle, an antique weapon dating back to the Second World War.
December, 5, 2007 at 1:33 am
Interesting.
Dave in Texas is going to want to talk to you about that.
He’s a bit of a gun aficionado.
He’s not gonna like being shown up by a girl.
December, 5, 2007 at 1:59 am
*shrugs* I’ve seen it before, and I have an eidetic memory.
January, 18, 2008 at 10:13 am
Being a USRSF operative in the mid-east mud-flap brigade, I have to say that it feels darn good to finally get some recognition up in this Mo-Fo. Things have been getting a little dicey around these parts as of late. We ran out of Kodiak around last October and the Iraqi chew taste like something out of a Eddie Murphy Love Pump. Although, a tin of Skoal did save Cpl. Billy’s life in a most unexpected way.
We appreciate the warm Milwaukee’s Best light you all been shipping out monthly, as well as the Yosemite Sam tank tops. I will update you further in the upcoming weeks, but for now, I got me a Sherpa to molest. Later.
January, 18, 2008 at 10:25 am
LOL!
You do realize I’m gonna have to post that?
January, 18, 2008 at 10:25 am
I still get a lot of hits on this silly post!
May, 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm
can I be a part
May, 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Im a redneck how come I didint get chosen ?
May, 12, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Come on guys…just go to your nearest Army recruiting station and ask about the USRSF. They’ll set you up. You two sound like the type they’d steer that way, anyhow.
July, 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm
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August, 3, 2008 at 2:08 pm
you americans are so dumb when will you grow up and realize that G.W bush is a terroisist go democrocy
August, 3, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Hey, redneck cletus wife smacker:
This is for you.
October, 9, 2008 at 6:08 am
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