
As a result of her most recent mugshot, this poor, demented woman has been nicknamed, “Cousin Itt”:
The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office arrested 50-year-old Carol Ann McCaleb this week on charges of simple battery. According to an incident report, McCaleb was harassing a person at the Travelodge hotel in Port Richey on Saturday when a hotel clerk asked her to leave. McCaleb became irate, claimed to be God’s wife and spit in the clerk’s face.
If I were God, I’d ask for a divorce.
There’s no picture posted for that arrest. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Kevin Doll said McCaleb was so violent when she was being booked that deputies just put her in a cell. In a booking photo taken in November, however, McCaleb’s mouth and the tip of her nose are exposed — but the rest of her face is obscured by her hair. No eyes, no forehead, no cheeks, just a cascade of blond locks.
She’s been arrested eight times since 2006.
Anyone care to take a stab at her preferred drug of choice? I have no idea, myself. The article offered no clues…but I’m guessing she’s on…something.
Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

















December, 19, 2008 at 8:51 am
Meth and Mental Illness
NOT a good idea
December, 19, 2008 at 10:49 am
Yup – Meth.
December, 19, 2008 at 10:51 am
Wow…a fifty year old?
March, 9, 2011 at 1:51 pm
She actually looks like 13% of the clientele of Travelodge. Remove all of her teeth but 1 1/2, and she will shoot right up to 70%. Sadly, 15% are out of towners who don’t realize what they’re getting into, and then 2% are guys from Tampa who come Port Richey to have cheap sex with the first 83%.