Coakley’s Disgusting Rape Mailer is so over the top it almost looks like satire. Unfortunately, (for Coakley), it is just one more example out of many missteps taken by her campaign. It makes you wonder just who’s calling the shots at Martha Coakley’s campaign headquarters.
You can still vote for her most damaging gaffes, here.
In the meantime, laughter is the best medicine, and Iowahawk, a master of online chicanery, has opened up his comment section for submissions of 30 second Martha Coakley commercials.
He got the ball rolling with:
MAN
Say, I really like Scott Brown’s pickup truck. It’s wicked pissah!WOMAN
Sure, Ted. If you like lynchings.MAN
Whaddaya mean?WOMAN
Just look at the record, Ted. From James Byrd to Matthew Shepard to the last scene in Easy Rider, pickup trucks are the official vehicles of Southern Republican lynch mobs. So are you still voting for Scott Brown?MAN
No truckin’ way!
One of my faves in the comments:
[Sound of dolphins and laughing children]
V/O: If you are like most people, you love baby dolphins.
Martha Coakley: “I am Martha Coakley, and I love baby dolphins.”
V/O: After all, what kind of demonic, kitten-eating freak doesn’t love baby dolphins?
[Sound of maniacal laughing and chainsaws]
[Chainsaws and laughing fades...children sobbing...dolphins are heard no more]
V/O: Remember, every time someone votes for Scott Brown, a baby dolphin dies.
Mine:
(Voice over): Republican, Scott Brown has asked “outsiders” to come to Massachusetts to campaign for him in our state.
{{{Teabaggers}}}}
{{{Sarah palin}}}
{{{Yankee fans}}}
(Images of patriotic crowds, Sarah Palin, Yankees flash across the screen to Psycho shower scene chords).
These people have as much business in Massachusetts as a Republican has in Teddy Kennedy’s seat.
Scott Brown, Republican, thinks it’s “the people’s seat”.
Well, Scott Brown is entitled to his own opinions, but not to his own facts!
Brought to you by the SEIU, ACORN, HCAN, Working Families Party, NARAL, CPUSA.
Check out the rest at Iowahawk’s. It’s not too late to join the fun.
Hat Tip: Doug Ross @Journal
January, 17, 2010 at 12:43 am
Go get ‘em, Deb!!
January, 17, 2010 at 12:44 am
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January, 18, 2010 at 10:52 am
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