Alvin Green Dolls?

Alvin Green advanced his idea for job creation in an interview with The Guardian:

“Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs.

Hokayyyy…

Here are a couple of ideas:

Alvin Green as BA Ninja-man

Alvin Green as Raggedy Andy

He’s probably right…these things would sell.

Linked by Michelle Malkin, thanks!