Don’t listen to the lyrics too closely if you’re easily offended…
You can even sing along! – Lyrics below the fold…
I’ll sue you,
Don’t you ever do my job.
I’ll sue you,
you make me look like a slob
I’ll sue you
Now you know whas’ up!
I’m gonna sue you!
I’m gonna sue you in the butt.
I’m gonna sue you so hard
you won’t sit for weeks.
I’m gonna grab me the gavel and get midievel on them but cheeks.
I’ll make your culo a piniata and then wack it til’ it’s raw.
Make you pay and rue the day that you’d enforce the law.
He’s Eric Holder,
And He’s the boulder,
thats gonna bring an avalanch over the border.
He’s gonna skewer the governor Jan Brewer,
While the tax payers flip the bill, sucka!
We’re bringin’ change like we said we would,
A world of bizzaro cause you said we could.
Where you get sued for enforcing the law.
These some really backward times if I ever saw.
Doing the things your supposed to and
you’re askin’ for feds to be suin’ you.
I know it sounds absurd but it’s becoming the truth.
Do the right thing and you can get sued like this:
I lit a match after number 2 GET SUED
I left the toilet seat down for you, GET SUED,
Refill the coffee pot in the break room, GET SUED.
But I did what I’m supposed to do, GET SUED.
Return the tools that I borrowed from you, GET SUED.
I never stare at your girlfriend’s boobs, GET SUED.
enforce the laws that you fail to do, GET SUED.
I read the Bill But you didn’t did you? GET SUED
I’m gonna sue you because you hate immagrints,
So what? If they’re illegal you should let them in,
They’ve got a right to make our country like the one they ran from
and make us pay for the oppressive things their govenment has done.
We took they’re land so we should give it back, so they can have a bigger
area to run from, jack.
We’re the democrats, and we’re gonna put up a fuss
Cause when you’re blockin’ the border your blockin’ votes for us.
The republicans are mean, and they’re racist and selfish.
because they say wait in line just like everyone else is.
The ones are selfish are the ones who cut,
And if you go and try and stop ‘em We’ll sue you in the butt!
LYRICS & MUSIC AUTHORED AND PERFORMED BY ALFONZO RACHEL
AS WORKS OF 20 LB. SLEDGE FROM MACHO SAUCE PRODUCTIONS