I am late in reporting on an explosive story that has rocked the right-wing blogosphere since yesterday afternoon…(I was away from my computer for much of the day, yesterday). Believe you me, if I had been online, I would have been on the leading edge of this shocking, shocking story, which is still developing as we speak:
IOWAHAWK FREE SPEECH SUSPENSION CRISISGATE (Yeah, I changed it to IowahawkGate – let’s call it what it is):
Dear Iowahawk Reader:
I have just received a memo from me informing me that I have suspended myself without pay, for alleged violations of the Iowahawk Code of Ethics:
Effective 8 am this morning, you have been relieved from your duties as Chief Executive Senior Anchor at Iowahawk. The Iowahawk Code of Ethics clearly states (Section 3c[11.05]) that:
Employees of Iowahawk shall, during critical election seasons, remain at their assigned posts and think of cheap blog stunts to suck in the big internet traffic. During the seven days immediately preceding and seven days immediately following a national election, prohibited employee activities include, but are not limited to:
1. Partying with Tim Blair.
2. Driving about aimlessly in a hot rod.
3. Flying to the coast and getting drunk.
4. Moonlighting as a fire insurance ‘consultant’
It has been brought to my attention that during the recent election season you were engaged in at least three of these prohibited activities. Therefore I have no other recourse but to suspend me indefinitely pending my thorough investigation and review into this matter.
As a strong supporter of the First Amendment I will not take this suspension lying down, and neither should you. Get the word out – write to me in the comments section and demand that I reinstate myself immediately. Enlist your friends and neighbors in the Free Iowahawk campaign. Organize boycotts of Iowahawk advertisers and non-advertisers. Together we can defend our precious rights of Free Speech and premium ad rates.
I will post frequent updates as this constitutional crisis unfolds. Until then… Good Night, and Good Luck.
Check out all the updates at IowaHawk, especially the stunning allegations of treason related to that mysterious missile launch off the coast of California, which took place the very same day IowaHawk hastily departed the state.
Now he has suspended himself indefinitely, and we are all supposed to believe it’s just a coincidence? I’m sorry, but where there’s smoke there’s fire….I can’t jump on the Free Iowahawk bandwagon until more information becomes available. As it stands, I can support neither IowaHawk, nor IowaHawk.
This photo, just sent to me from an anonymous source, blows the lid of of this case:
I think IowaHawk can expect a visit from the Defense Dept. in short order.