“Not Something To Laugh About”!

Cheeky Monkey!

A UK man faces fines for “public order offences”, and……”not wearing a seatbelt”.

BBC News primly reports:

A front seat car passenger was photographed baring his backside at a speed camera in Northumberland.

The “mooning” man was snapped by the mobile camera as the black BMW X5 drove past on the A1171 Dudley Lane in Cramlington last month.

His behaviour has been labelled as “dangerous and offensive” by road safety campaigners.

Police may take action against the man for public order offences and not wearing a seat belt.

Officers have the registration of the car, which was not breaking the speed limit, and intend to contact its owner.

It is understood the driver will not face prosecution as no driving offence was being committed.

I guess the guy’s butt was a good driver.

Jeremy Forsberg, of the Northumbria Safer Roads Initiative, said: “This behaviour is simply ridiculous - it’s clear what he was thinking with what he had on show.

“Not only is it disrespectful, but distasteful and offensive, particularly to children who may have been exposed to this nonsense.

“This prank could have been a real distraction from the driver and that is not something to laugh about.”

Bwahahaha!

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Beware Of Imposters

Hat tip: My Hubby

UPDATE (April 15):

I hate it when I have to explain a joke, but judging from the comments, some people are taking this the wrong way.

Most of you get this. Those of you who don’t, please refer to Thomas Sowell.

Gee, Could This Possibly Be A Joke?

Given it is April Fools Day, could this conservative’s conversion to Obamamania be suspect?

The debate rages on at Daily Kos.

Hat tip: MVRWC 

It’s BA-ACK

The New Black Panther Party is back on the Obama ‘08 website, as of yesterday, with this ’stirring’ endorsement:

Obama represents “positive change” for America and the World. Obama is capable of stirring the “melting pot” into a better “molten America”.

If you recall, it’s inclusion among other Obama supporting blogs at the community website caused a minor firestorm a couple of weeks ago, causing the embarrassed Obama campaign to remove it, while intimating that it was a hoax. (It wasn’t).

We’ll see how long it takes, this time.

UPDATE (2:18pm):

Annnnd it’s gone.

They’re getting quicker.

Hat tip: Aaron Klein, WND, who obviously has been keeping a close eye on this.

Crazee Mugshots On Parade

The Smoking Gun  has posted some particularly goofy mugshots from recent arrests. You must check them out just for shits and giggles.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Mitt Romney Gets Punked By His Son

Watch the video over at Mesablue’s.

Here’s Matt Romney’s MySpace page. Hubba hubba.

“Chuckabee” Facts

Cute.

Someone was bound to do this sooner or later… some wiseacre from the Indiana Daily Student News came up with these. They made me laugh….but also cringe at the Huckster facts. Here are a few examples:

Fact: Mike Huckabee calls himself a Republican, but functionally he’s a pro-life Democrat. He’s a big government, tax-and-spend proponent of the Nanny State, who supports a nationwide smoking ban, government-sponsored wellness programs and more government regulation of private industries, such as minimum wage increases. He also has a grossly liberal record on illegal immigration.

Fact: Chuck Norris is so painful to watch that nine out of 10 Americans would rather take a roundhouse kick to the face from him than sit through an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger.”

Fact: Mike Huckabee granted over 1,000 pardons and commutations during his 10 years as governor – roughly one clemency every four days. In 17 years, Huckabee’s three predecessors – which included Bill Clinton, by the way – granted only 507 clemencies combined. The Huckster’s clemency recipients included violent criminals who reputedly “got religion” in prison. Should this man have the power of the presidential pardon?

Fact: Chuck Norris is so pathetic that Jack Bauer tracked and killed him in only 21 hours, then took a three-hour nap.

Fact: According to the Arkansas Leader newspaper, Mike Huckabee, while governor of Arkansas, raised more taxes than Bill Clinton did while governor of Arkansas. His tax record is so bad that even the members of the Arkansas Republican Assembly chose to endorse Fred Thompson rather than Huck. When the Club for Growth, a prominent conservative anti-tax organization, sharply criticized his tax record, Huckabee responded by calling them the “Club for Greed.” There’s nothing greedy about the concept that the money you’ve earned belongs to you.

Fact: Chuck Norris is such a bad actor that even Keanu Reeves flips the channel whenever he sees Chuck on TV.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*sob!*

Please tell me this man has no chance of winning the Republican nomination….please!

People - are actually - talking - about - voting - for Obama if that - happens. Not just staying home….actually taking the time to switch party’s and go vote for the The Messiah.

Ace:

Why vote for Obama if Huckabee is the nominee?

For the same reason some in our party are forcing a socialist Christian candidate on the rest of us: To let them know they can’t take our votes for granted and to teach an object lesson about political power.

*sob!*

Dave In Texas:

All it means. Is. If it comes down to Mike vs. Obama, I would rather kick it to Obama. For two very simple reasons:

a) if we have to have two socialist goofy-asses (as Warden likes to call them, who knows where he came up with that shit) running, and one of them is going to win, I’d rather blame Dems than Reps for the next 4 years for all the crap that we’re going to have to endure.

b) as an evangelical Christian I have serious reservations about Huck’s awful baggage. I am revolted by his “get out of jail free if a minister told him ‘asshole’s seen the light’ bullshit”. This list is not only unconservative it’s at odds with Christianity. Does his ignorance of the law, his apathy for evil-doers, his embrace of redistribution of earned livelihood for the “common good” have anything at all to do with Christianity? It does not.

*Sob!*

Slublog:

Would Obama be better? At this point, I’m just thinking he couldn’t be worse and he at least has the virtue of seeming more…optimistically Reaganesque about America in his rhetoric than Huckabee. That’s a sad commentary on who is ahead in the race for president thus far. When Rudy Giuliani was ahead in the polls, evangelicals and social conservatives threatened to bolt the party, and warned (in a passive-aggressive way) that their decision to sit out the election was the fault of anyone who voted to make Giuliani the GOP nominee.

Now those who threatened to sit out the election are appealing to party unity in the face of a Huckabee primary victory. Too late, guys. Those who threatened to sit out then have very little basis upon which to criticize now. Maybe next time, they’ll reconsider using threats as a power play, lest their tactic be used against them.

*Sob!*

You guys are breaking my heart…

Somebody wake me up from this nightmare!

Happy Hobo Says “CHEESE!”

The guy was arrested for stabbing another man, but as you can see he tried to stay upbeat about it. He looks like he could cheer up Kumari.

Thomas Marsinkowski, 55, is charged with one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. His bond is set at $50,000.Brownsville police said the victim received two knife wounds to his head and accused Marsinkowski of the attack.

Marsinkowski was found lying on a bundle of clothing near a canal. The knife used in the alleged attack was found nearby.

A caption contest may be in order…

“Hey guys, retake the picure if I close my eyes, okay? I hate it when that happens!”

Hat Tip: KC Crime Scene

Bill Kristol Gets NYT Op-Ed Slot - Liberal Heads Explode

Apparently the announcement that Weekly Standard Editor Bill Kristol will be writing for the NYT’s Op-Ed page has caused “a frenzy” in the liberal blogosphere.

“The Gray Lady has been hijacked by neo-cons”!!111!!

………*Joooooooos*.

Katha Pollitt of the Nation wants to be shot:

Just shoot me. First, it was Sam Tanenhaus, conservative editor of the New York Times Book Review being put in charge of the News of the Week in Review section. That means one conservative will determine how politics,culture and ideas are covered in TWO of the most important sections of the supposedly liberal newspaper of record.

Cool!

Now, says the Huffington Post, the Times is set to announce that Bill Kristol will be writing a weekly op-ed column. That’s Bill Kristol ,Fox commentator , editor of the the Murdochian agitprop factory Weekly Standard, George W. Bush’s propagandist in chief, co-founder of the Project for a New American Century, relentless promoter of the war in Iraq , ideological bully and thug. This is the man who blamed american liberals for the Khmer Rouge and the Ayatollah Khomeini (!),

And your problem is…????

who will say just about anything, however bizarre or illogical or wild or (I’m guessing) cynical, to push the only ideas in his head: everything bad is the fault of Democrats and never mind the question, war is the answer.

She then goes on to list some of Kristol’s standard conservative opinions on a host of topics which she treats as intolerable outrages, proving his unfitness for the job.

Truly amusing.

More from Politico:

But Times editorial page editor Andy Rosenthal sees things differently.

Rosenthal told Politico shortly after the official announcement Saturday that he fails to understand “this weird fear of opposing views.”

“The idea that The New York Times is giving voice to a guy who is a serious, respected conservative intellectual — and somehow that’s a bad thing,” Rosenthal added. “How intolerant is that?”

This Rosenthal person sounds like he might have some Neo-Con type leanings to be saying such things!

“I was flattered watching blogosphere heads explode,” Kristol told Politico. “It was kind of amusing.”

Unlike The Times’ stable of biweekly columnists — including Maureen Dowd and fellow Standard alum David Brooks — Kristol will write only once a week, with his first column set for Jan. 7.

Well, once a week is still obviously too much for our tolerant friends on the left!

Hat Tip: Lucianne

The Latest Rage

It seems the Palestinian Territory has it’s own version of “Rageboy”.

Snapped Shot has identified a professional protester from the region who has been dubbed by LGF’ers as “Rageman”, but is also known as “Hand Gesture Man”, and “Hairstyle Man”.

A quick perusal of his many pictures over at Snapped Shot explains those name choices.

So today, the obligatory photoshop contest begins at Snapped Shot. You’ll want to check it out just for shits and giggles.

No doubt, Rageboy will be feeling pangs of jealousy over his new raging rival.

Just kidding, I don’t think Rageboy owns a computer.

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Oh, this is rich….

More photoshop fun in the Islamic world:

The Iranian Regime, eager to convince all those Doubting Thomases out there that they really are friendly toward Jews, (no, really!) after 40 Iranian Jews escaped to Israel earlier this week, have posted a People’s Cube hilarious photoshop on Iranian Press TV.

Riiiiight, Mahmoud.

I guess threatening to wipe the Jews off the map, is what Iran considers “tough love”.

UPDATE:

Hee hee….

The People’s Cube continues the pwnage.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit

Hillary’s “Happy Holidays” Ad

Dear God.

Thanks bunches for the Universal Health Care gift, Hillary. That’s really neato. I can’t wait to try it……Not!

I have to ask…. did my tax dollars in any way help pay for this gift, because that would, you know….make it not …a gift.

And Universal Pre-K, now? WTF???

As Bryan at Hot Air said:

And she’s portraying herself as a thoughtful gift-giver by taking your money and giving it back to you in the form of expensive government programs, some or all of which you might not actually want or need. If that doesn’t typify liberal thinking, I don’t know what does.

I still can’t believe this person is running for President.

Cruel Christmas Hoax Causes ‘Nekkid’ Man To Be Arrested

Some people!

A 17 year old girl sent a man an erotic text message, promising him an early Christmas present in the form of two friendly and willing women, “and suggested he take off his clothes to save time…” Apparently, the guy went for it:

The 31-year old man wasted no time in arriving at the house, and took off his clothes and threw them through the window before entering.

Confusion and consternation:

But it was the wrong house and the householder did not see the funny side. The police were called and the man arrested for being unlawfully on a property.

The woman, who sent the tempting but deliberately wayward message, was also tracked down and charged for *misusing a phone.

Both were put on “good behaviour bonds”.

*You read right, “misusing a phone”.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Ooooh! Hillary’s On The Warpath, Now!

The mudslinging has begun!

Hillary’s crack, dirt-sniffing investigative team has come up with this shocking revelation about Obama, which her campaign staff saw fit to put in a press release:

In third grade, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want To Be a President.’ His third grade teacher: Fermina Katarina Sinaga “asked her class to write an essay titled ‘My dream: What I want to be in the future.’ Senator Obama wrote ‘I want to be a President,’ she said.” [The Los Angeles Times, 3/15/07]

In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want to Become President.’ “Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama’s kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. He wrote an essay titled, ‘I Want To Become President,’ the teacher said.” [AP, 1/25/07 ]

Ooooh, that’s gonna leave a mark!

The press release was in response to the snide comments that Obama’s been making about Hillary’s well known, long-standing, *focused like a laser beam* ambition to be president.

The thing about this story that I find the most incredible is that Obama was writing essays about anything in kindergarten. Most kids are just learning to print their letters at that age.

Could the smartest woman in America be running against the smartest man?

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Meanwhile, Robert Reich is wondering why his old friend is stooping so low:

I’m becoming increasingly concerned about the stridency and inaccuracy of charges in Iowa…

After he lists all the ‘concerning’ misstatements of HRC, he concludes:

I just don’t get it. If there’s anyone in the race whose history shows unique courage and character, it’s Barack Obama. HRC’s campaign, by contrast, is singularly lacking in conviction about anything. Her pollster, Mark Penn, has advised her to take no bold positions and continuously seek the political center, which is exactly what she’s been doing.

All is fair in love, war, and politics. But this series of slurs doesn’t serve HRC well. It will turn off voters in Iowa, as in the rest of the country. If she’s worried her polls are dropping, this is not the way to build them back up.

Hillary’s campaign, lacking conviction??? You don’t say!

Awesome Pictures Of The Day

Remember the Terrorist Bride captured near Baghdad, earlier this week?

Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit has more pictures of the blushing bride in his full bridal get-up, as well as the unfortunate mugshots that followed.

The fake bride turned out to be the son of Mahdi Army leader and killer of many Sunnis, Abu-Deraa, now hiding in Iran.
Wow! Transvestites have really been in the news this week!

When Transvestites Attack…

It gets really messy and ugly.

A trio of troublesome transvestites laid siege to a Memphis McDonald’s late Sunday night after an argument at the drive-through window. When they got out of the car and began tapping at the window, the manager ignored them.

Never ignore three hungry and troublesome transvestites…it’s not worth it:

The transvestites allegedly struck the manager with a tire iron, and when he swung back, the drag queens took off their stiletto boots, removed their earrings and prepared to attack. The manager, Albert Bolton, was covered with scratch marks after suspects clawed him with their fingernails.

Bolton grabbed a pot of scalding french-fry grease and hurled it at his attackers. One of the cross-dressers then smacked Bolton with a wet floor sign, sending him to the hospital in an ambulance, WMC-TV reported.

Damn!

Police are on the lookout for three transvestites in a black car.

UPDATE:

Rosetta swears he was nowhere near the scene of the crime.

Anyone buying it?

UPDATE:

Okay, I guess Rosetta’s off the hook. The police caught the guys/gals/whatevers. Dan Riehl has pix at his website. I wasn’t even close with my ‘guess-timate’ photo, above.

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More Transvestites In The News:

A Scottsdale AZ bar owner settled a yearlong tranny dispute by adding a unisex one-stall bathroom to the bar. Women had been complaining (understandably) when the trannies were using their bathrooms; apparently standing up at the toilets to go “number one”.

I’ll tell you what, that would freak me out.

So the bar owner banned the trannies from his bar, and naturally, they sued.

Thousands of dollars in attorney fees later, a five dollar sign was put on the extra bathroom.

More Related, YEESH: 

These drag queens are getting out of control alright:

French police have detained a 68-year-old man — reported to be a ‘drag queen’ performer — suspected of murdering 18 mainly homosexual men, a judicial source said Wednesday. The murders were committed between 1980 and 2002 in eastern France and the Paris region.

 The victims were killed by a violent blow to the head, followed by multiple stabbings. Each time the bodies were found partly naked, but the victims’ faces were covered up.

“Campy” is not always cool, n’est pas?