When It’s Okay To Say, “Oh SHIT!!!”

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Beware of Impostors

Hillary Clinton: Crazy, Pscho Ex-Girlfriend, Or Crazy Like A Fox?

The MSM is saying it’s ovah for Hillary, and Democrats are trying to quietly signal to her to throw in the towel. But Hillary’s having none of it. In fact she’s pressing on with visits to three states, today. And she even sent a formal letter to Obama trying to “shame” him into allowing the Florida and Michigan votes to count, and seat their delegations at the Democrat convention, (which may not end up helping her enough to matter, when all is said and done).

So what’s going on in that pretty little head of hers?

MadAtoms suggests the crazy ex-girlfriend scenario:

Despite all the math counting her out, Hillary Clinton fervently remains in the race to become the Democratic nominee for president in 2008. She has become the Democratic Party’s psycho ex-girlfriend, and she’s not going away without a restraining order.

It’s 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees “Hillary” on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing “END” and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn’t take this call, another one is only minutes away.

DEMS: …Hello?

Hillary: Hey baby.

DEMS: C’mon Hillary. Enough with this.

Hillary: Don’t you get it? You NEED me.

DEMS: No, I don’t. It was fun while it lasted but I’m with Barack now. I made my choice, it’s done.

Funny stuff…go read the whole thing.

Martin at MVRWC just says she’s teh crazy.

BUT.

All joking aside, there might be a method to her madness. Dick Morris has an interesting theory:

OK, so Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) is staying in the presidential race despite losing among elected delegates, facing a slimming lead among superdelegates, losing the popular vote and behind by 2-to-1 in the number of states carried. She slogs on, hoping against hope for a sudden turnaround in the race.

Apart from the psychological reasons for her stubbornness, is there a more subtle political calculation going on?

Is she continuing her race so as to have a platform from which to continue to bash Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) in the hopes of so damaging him that he can’t win the general election? Is she doing this to keep her options alive for the 2012 presidential race?

Hmmmm. That means she could be the Republicans’ best friend right now. Because she’s just gonna keep knee-capping him all the way to the convention. Here’s why:

If Obama is elected this year, he will seek reelection in 2012 and Hillary would have to face taking on an incumbent in a primary in her own party if she wanted to run, a daunting task. But if McCain wins, the nomination in 2012 will be open. And it might be worth having. McCain will be 76 years old and the Republican Party will have been in power for 12 years. Not since FDR and Truman has a party lasted that long in power. When the Republicans tried to do so, in 1980 and 1992, they fell flat on their face.

Hillary is using white, blue-collar fears of Barack Obama to try to stop him from getting nominated or elected.

She is playing on his “elitism” by hammering him on blue-collar issues and is mincing no words in painting him as a stranger to blue-collar white America.

Hillary is attracting the votes of cops, firefighters, construction workers, union members. Are they in love with Hillary? They can’t stand her. But they are terrified of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, William Ayers and the various influences to which Obama seems to be subject. By playing on those fears, Hillary is undermining Obama’s ability to get elected.

Go Hillary! Woot!

Hat tip: Janette of All To Thunder for the Pscho Ex-girlfriend link.

UPDATE:

Francis W. Porretto concurs with Dick Morris.

“Not Something To Laugh About”!

Cheeky Monkey!

A UK man faces fines for “public order offences”, and……”not wearing a seatbelt”.

BBC News primly reports:

A front seat car passenger was photographed baring his backside at a speed camera in Northumberland.

The “mooning” man was snapped by the mobile camera as the black BMW X5 drove past on the A1171 Dudley Lane in Cramlington last month.

His behaviour has been labelled as “dangerous and offensive” by road safety campaigners.

Police may take action against the man for public order offences and not wearing a seat belt.

Officers have the registration of the car, which was not breaking the speed limit, and intend to contact its owner.

It is understood the driver will not face prosecution as no driving offence was being committed.

I guess the guy’s butt was a good driver.

Jeremy Forsberg, of the Northumbria Safer Roads Initiative, said: “This behaviour is simply ridiculous - it’s clear what he was thinking with what he had on show.

“Not only is it disrespectful, but distasteful and offensive, particularly to children who may have been exposed to this nonsense.

“This prank could have been a real distraction from the driver and that is not something to laugh about.”

Bwahahaha!

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Yes I Can! (posted by Beth)

I’M IN UR MORANBLOG POASTIN VIDEO’S

Barry Obama, Kim Il-Jong…eh, close enough. Commie = commie.

I’ll be around here posting this weekend while Deb is away. Prepare for a weekend of moronic drivel! Yay! (I’m from here, in case you’re wondering, and I agree–Deb’s crazy for allowing me to crap up her blog.)

Obama Says He Won’t Be ‘Swiftboated’

Newsweek reports:

The Obama campaign is planning to expand its research and rapid-response team in order to repel attacks it anticipates over his ties to 1960s radical Bill Ayers, indicted developer Antoin Rezko and other figures from his past.

David Axelrod, Obama’s chief strategist, tells NEWSWEEK that the Illinois senator won’t let himself be “Swift Boated” like John Kerry in 2004. “He’s not going to sit there and sing ‘Kumbaya’ as the missiles are raining in,” Axelrod said. “I don’t think people should mistake civility for a willingness to deal with the challenges to come.”

Civility?

Since when is comparing a fellow Senator to a terrorist, or publicly accusing your own grandmother of racism, considered civil?

If you ask me, the “rapid response team” flubbed those. So I’m thinking, maybe  it is a good idea to “expand” the team, in order to increase the possibility that their next response to substantive criticism (swift-boating), is not totally obnoxious, and an insult to our intelligence.

Also, Barry’s running out of friends and relative’s to throw under the bus.

As expected, the eeeevil VRWC is lying in wait, ever ready to ambush innocent liberals:

Operatives such as David Bossie, whose Citizens United group made the Willie Horton ad that helped sink Michael Dukakis’s 1988 presidential bid, are sharpening knives as expectations mount that Obama will be their target in the fall.

They say that like there’s something wrong with it.  

Bossie says he is assembling material for TV spots about Obama’s ties with Ayers, a Chicago professor and unrepentant former member of the Weather Underground, a group that bombed several government buildings to protest the Vietnam War. The Ayers issue bounced around right-wing media for months, but it received broad exposure at last week’s debate on ABC, when Obama was asked a question about their relationship. Obama, who lives near Ayers in Chicago’s Hyde Park, attended an event at Ayers’s house when Obama ran for the state Senate in 1995—and served on the board of a nonprofit with him for several years. “Obama is aware of the acts Ayers committed when he was 8 years old and has called them ‘detestable’,” says spokesman Ben LaBolt, adding that Obama occasionally bumps into Ayers in his neighborhood “but has not seen him for months.” At a recent dinner party, according to one guest who asked not to be identified discussing a private gathering, Ayers “ridiculed” the notion that Obama shared his left-wing views: “He thought the idea that there was a political connection between them was absurd.” (Ayers declined to comment.)

So they’ve got some rock-solid evidence that Obama doesn’t share any of Ayers’ leftist views. Phew, that’s a relief.

Good job, team!

 

 

Beware Of Imposters

Hat tip: My Hubby

UPDATE (April 15):

I hate it when I have to explain a joke, but judging from the comments, some people are taking this the wrong way.

Most of you get this. Those of you who don’t, please refer to Thomas Sowell.

They’re Both Laughingstocks

On the one hand you’ve got Obama, a guy who’s attended an egregious race-baiting church for nearly 20 years, lead by his “spiritual mentor”, the hateful and ridiculous Reverend Jeremiah Wright. He compares his white grandmother’s fear of black (Panhandling?) men on the street with his spiritual guide’s hateful, racist demagoguery, which infects thousands every Sunday. He has many known associations with Marxists and radicals. How far to the left is he? Let the Astute Bloggers draw a picture for you. Yet somehow, he tries to paint himself as a post racial uniter.

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On the other hand we’ve got Hillary, someone who couldn’t tell the truth to save her life. It’s getting to the point where if Hillary is telling a story from her past, we should all safely assume she’s bullshitting. Here’s Dick Morris’s list of Hillary’s lies. It’s pretty extensive. If she can’t be trusted to tell the truth on trivial matters, how can she be trusted to tell the truth on the really important ones; matters of national security, for instance?

They’re both far left libs, of course…which isn’t funny. But a humorous by-product of what Rush Limbaugh calls the “How can I fool them today” mentality of liberals, is the fact that more and more…because of the alternative media, or (in Hillary’s case) MSM bias in favor of one candidate over another, they get caught in their lies, and deceits. Which is making for a verrrry entertaining Democrat primary season.

The consequences of the embarrassing revelations, and increasing acrimony between the candidates are showing up in many polls. For instance, according to Rasmussen, 22% of Democrats want Clinton to withdraw from the race. An equal number want Obama to withdraw. Gallup reports that significant numbers from both camps would defect and vote for McCain if their candidate loses the primary.

I know it’s still early, but none of this bodes well for the Democrats’ White House aspirations.

What to do? What to do?

UPDATE:

Gateway Pundit has Hillary’s plan to steal the nomination at the Democratic Convention, as revealed on On The Record With Greta Van Susteren:

HILLARY: But, Michigan is the clearest example of getting right up to the brink of doing the right thing and having Senator Obama say no I won’t do it.

GRETA: And, if he says, “No I won’t do it,” that leaves Michigan and Florida out and does that leave you out?

HILLARY: No, not at all. We’re going to make those votes count one way or another.

(That part gave me chills)!

GRETA: How?

HILLARY: Well, you know, you can always go to the (DNC) convention… That’s what credential fights are for. Let’s… Let’s have the Democratic party go on record against seating the Michigan and Florida delegations three months before the general election? I don’t think that will happen. I think they will be seated. So that’s where we’re heading if we don’t get this worked out.”

Rich Lowry, in speaking of Hillary’s latest whopper, nails the fix Democrats are in:

This method (of constantly lying) served the Clintons well during eight years in the White House, when Democrats exalted them for winning by any means fair or foul. But now that the Clintons’ dark arts of spin and remorseless ambition are being turned on their fellow partisans, Democrats seem stunned - like the tiger handler who can’t believe his big cat turned on him.

Dante couldn’t have devised a more appropriate ring of hell as punishment for the party than spending a few more months with the Clintons in a dispiriting slog of a nomination battle.

Muahahahaha.

Beautiful.

ONE MORE: 

Ann Coulter on Hillary’s “Swiftboating”. Only she’s not really being swiftboated because she’s the de facto Republican in this race, so she’s what the media considers, “guilty”.

The McCain Girls

Warning: May cause bleeding of the ears.

Help me out here…could this possibly be a Democrat dirty trick?

Hat tip: Jonah Goldberg

RELATED (Sort of…at least according to Youtube):

This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but my nine year old thinks it’s hilarious.

So without further ado, I bring you…Farting and Burping McCain:

Obligatory Spitzer Post

I suppose I should say something…even though practically everyone else in the blogosphere, (left and right) has already posted on the Elliot Spitzer Prostitution Ring Sex Scandal. Particularly Ace, who has already written four posts….here, here, here, and here. Shoot, the boy’s in hog heaven because this story has all the elements he loves… sex, political intrigue, sex, it’s bad for Democrats, and kinky sex. This is the kind of thing he lives for.

Wall Street has weighed in on the scandal: “There is a God!”

Hillary (whom Spitzer endorsed) declined to comment on the controversy, but wasted no time in having her blog scrubbed of any references to him.

I’ll also link to Hot Air to see if I get the trackback. The last few times I linked there, my blog didn’t show up on the trackbacks. I think their trackback system is broke…or Allahpundit has it in for me. But what could Nice Deb have said or done to get on his S*** list?

UPDATE:

Two more posts from Ace already, here and here. Dude’s on fire!

Rosetta has some reactions from the animal kingdom. (Skip the lemur…it’s too disturbing).

UPDATE:

Another Spitzer post from Ace….Wow.

I’m keeping tabs, now. Let’s see…that makes seven, already and counting!

UPDATE (march 11):

All the latest here, and here. (guess who).

Whoa Nellie!

Spitzer Doing Whores For Six or Seven Years, Maybe Even Ten, and Feds Can Prove It!

That cad.

Crazee Mugshots On Parade

The Smoking Gun  has posted some particularly goofy mugshots from recent arrests. You must check them out just for shits and giggles.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Infamous Paint Huffer Update

I was wondering why I was getting so many paint huffer hits, so I did some googling to see if ol’ Patrick Tribett has been in the news again. It doesn’t appear that he has been in the news since last summer when I posted, Infamous Paint Huffer Nabbed Again! So I have no idea what’s causing the uptick.

But I did make a hilarious discovery. Click on the link and scroll down to my update.

People are so silly!

Your Saturday Morning Read

A liberal Hollywood writer using the pseudonym, David Kahane shares his buyer’s remorse over at NRO:

I’m beginning to get a bad feeling about this.Call it buyer’s remorse, or fear of the unknown, or simply Pinch Sulzbergeritis, but doesn’t it feel like our nice secure liberal world just left its orbit this week? As Hillary waddled off the stage in defeat Thursday night after the debate, with Barack Obama grinning from ear to ear to ear to ear, I could the sense the Old Guard passing, the end of an era, the moment when old First Ladies never die, they just — aw, let’s just cut to the chase: We’re gonna lose. And we’re gonna lose bad.

I mean, what the hell was the New York Times thinking, running that half-sourced farrago of a Barbra Streisand hit job on John McCain that snarked and sneered and amounted to… what? That eight years ago a sitting senator spent some time with a lobbyist who bore an uncanny resemblance to his wife… and you just know, deep down, that there was some canoodling going on, don’t you? Come on, admit it. Even though we can’t really prove it.

Every wing nut in America’s been saying for weeks that the Times’s endorsement of John McCain in the New York primary was just a ruse, that the minute he had the nomination secured they’d drop the pose of Best Friend and turn out to be Worst Enemy. Problem is, we’ve all seen that movie a hundred times: For crying out loud, it’s the plot of Phantom Lady, and that movie came out in 1944! Not to mention the Peanuts comic strip, where Lucy yanks the football away from that helpless schlimazel, Charlie Brown, and he lands flat on his tush.

It’s all good…read the whole thing.

P.S. Hey, the guy agrees with you, bmac.

P.S.S. He can’t really be liberal to be saying these things, can he?

UPDATE:

Ooookay, here’s another really good article written by David Kahane for NRO in March of last year about the movie, 300. No way is this guy a liberal. No way.

Hat tip to Lucianne, again

GM Exec Calls Global Warming “A Total Crock Of Shit”

Hey, tell us what you really think, big guy!:

General Motors Corp <GM.N> Vice Chairman Bob Lutz has defended remarks he made dismissing global warming as a “total crock of shit,” saying his views had no bearing on GM’s commitment to build environmentally friendly vehicles. Lutz, GM’s outspoken product development chief, has been under fire from Internet bloggers since last month when he was quoted as making the remark to reporters in Texas. In a posting on his GM blog on Thursday, Lutz said those “spewing virtual vitriol” at him for minimizing the threat of climate change were “missing the big picture.” “What they should be doing in earnest is forming opinions, not about me but about GM and what this company is doing that is … hugely beneficial to the causes they so enthusiastically claim to support,” he said in a posting titled, “Talk About a Crock.”

Somehow, I missed this when he said it last month.

Poor Al Gore must be overcome by the vapors.