Sex Starved Woman Has Violent Meltdown

Pity the poor Deputies who had to answer this call:

The hooch-chugging woman screamed profanities at, threw a dog at, questioned the manhood of, and donkey kicked the poor guys:

The meltdown, which deputies witnessed along with the couple’s 3- and 4-year-old children, started when the husband, 24, had told his wife they had three hours to quit smoking, drinking, swearing and engaging in some sex acts because “they were going to be good Christians now,” the woman said.

The man said she had woken him up to have relations, but then became disappointed and angry.

A neighbor called the police after yelling, crying and slamming doors were heard.

When deputies arrived, the woman denied any assault had taken place, and repeatedly, without sparing a vulgar euphemism, told the deputies about how unsatisfied she was with her sex life — some of the time carrying around a half-gallon of whiskey while doing so.

Here’s where it starts to get really weird:

During an argument with one of the deputies, the woman picked up the family’s 20-pound dog and threw it at the deputy, who caught it, the report said.

The deputies convinced the couple to separate for the night, and the man said he was taking their children to a hotel. But the 28-year-old returned to the apartment and took her husband’s wallet, military identification card and keys.

The woman resisted being arrested for theft — her screams were described as “blood-curdling” by one of the deputies. The deputy who drove the woman to jail reported she questioned his manhood, asked God to forgive him because “he knows not what he does,” and “donkey-kicked” him in the shin while he attempted to walk her from his patrol car to the jail, reports said.

Talk about sexually frustrated!

She was booked for second-degree theft and third-degree assault.

Hat Tip: Crime Scene KC

Don’t Mess With This Iowegian

16 year old Jake Merfeld must have realized he chose the wrong home to burglarize, when he found himself being chased by an angry, ice-scraper wielding Derdre Rodriguez:

Rodriguez told officers she’d arrived home a few minutes earlier to hear noises coming from a room at the back of the house. When she called her son’s name, she heard someone jump from a rear window. Rodriguez went to investigate and saw Merfeld running across the backyard, carrying jewelry, cell phones, and a video game.

Merfeld dropped the items as Rodriguez chased him across her neighbors’ yards. When she caught Merfeld, Rodriguez hit him across the top of the head with the ice scraper and he surrendered. As they returned to the house to wait for police, Rodriguez made him collect all the property he’d dropped.

I like her style.

The kid had to be treated at a local hospital for the cut to his head. He’s also facing a second-degree burglary charge.

Commenters at the Gazette website wonder if Rodriguez is going to be subject to assault charges.

UPDATE:

Excellent! It turns out Deidre is a former pro-boxer. Hooo-boy! Did that kid pick the wrong home! And that wasn’t some tiny ice scraper she whaled him with….

CNN video here.

Hat tip Crime Scene KC

Pat Condell Weighs In On Fitna

Tellin’ it like it is:

Thanks to Nick

UPDATE: 

The Jawas have a good post up on the same theme, including a sweet LOTRs clip towards the end.

Bottom line: If this stuff makes you angry; if you would like to stand up for free speech, you can do it today by signing this petition supporting Geert Wilders.

A McCain Girl Responds To Criticism

In case you haven’t already seen the original McCain Girls video, I posted it, here.

Apparently the girls have been the subject of…shall we say… unflattering criticism.

Ummmm…..content warning:

Now, Nice Deb’s hand’s are clean. All I said was it may, may cause bleeding of the ears. But I left it up to the viewer to make up their own minds….’cause that’s how I roll.

You’re welcome bitches!

Hat tip: Hot Air headlines

Scary Mugshot

If this picture doesn’t give you what Ace likes to call the “shivering douche-chills”, then I don’t know what will.

James Hart at Crime Scene KC wouldn’t even post it because he didn’t want to be responsible for any cases of hysterical blindness.

But here at Nice Deb, we don’t really have such admirable scruples, so there ya go.

I’m not even gonna tell you what he did…you can go to Crime Scene KC and read all about it if you really want to know. (It ain’t pretty).

Friday Feel Good Story

Who doesn’t love a good, punk beat-down story?

Especially when the punk is trying to mug an 84 year old man. And the 84 year old is a former Marine:

Santa Rosa police Sgt. Steve Bair said that’s what happened around 2 p.m. in the 1600 block of Fourth Street. The elderly man was walking with a grocery bag in each arm when the boy approached him with a large knife, Bair said.

The boy said, “Old man, give me your wallet or I’ll cut you,” Bair said. The man told the boy he was a former Marine who fought in three wars and had been threatened with knives and bayonets, Bair said.

The man then put his bags on the ground and told the boy that if he stepped closer he would be sorry. When the boy stepped closer, the man kicked him in the groin, knocking him to the sidewalk, Bair said. The ex-Marine picked up his grocery bags and walked home, leaving the boy doubled over, Bair said.

The man reported the attempted robbery to police 45 minutes later.

The “boy” was described as 15 or 16 years old, and I’m guessing it will hurt for him to pee for awhile. I hope this little incident helps steer him away from a life of crime.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Correction: This Local CBS affiliate says that the man was a retired Army paratrooper. You can watch his interview, here.

Related Story:

How lucky are we?! Two punk beat down story’s in one day! This time a trio of punks tries to rob a martial arts expert….with predictable results:

Three people who tried to rob a 42-year-old man in Bradenton early this morning may wish they had chosen a different target.

Two men and a woman approached a man in the parking lot of Health Care America, 3600 Cortez Road W., just after midnight, the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office said. The woman pointed a handgun at him and demanded his jewelry.

The man, who is a tae kwon do expert, pushed the gun away and kicked the woman in the face before fleeing across a street to a Shell gas station to call 911, deputies said.

YESSS!!!

Again, thanks to Crime Scene KC