Sex Starved Woman Has Violent Meltdown

Pity the poor Deputies who had to answer this call:

The hooch-chugging woman screamed profanities at, threw a dog at, questioned the manhood of, and donkey kicked the poor guys:

The meltdown, which deputies witnessed along with the couple’s 3- and 4-year-old children, started when the husband, 24, had told his wife they had three hours to quit smoking, drinking, swearing and engaging in some sex acts because “they were going to be good Christians now,” the woman said.

The man said she had woken him up to have relations, but then became disappointed and angry.

A neighbor called the police after yelling, crying and slamming doors were heard.

When deputies arrived, the woman denied any assault had taken place, and repeatedly, without sparing a vulgar euphemism, told the deputies about how unsatisfied she was with her sex life — some of the time carrying around a half-gallon of whiskey while doing so.

Here’s where it starts to get really weird:

During an argument with one of the deputies, the woman picked up the family’s 20-pound dog and threw it at the deputy, who caught it, the report said.

The deputies convinced the couple to separate for the night, and the man said he was taking their children to a hotel. But the 28-year-old returned to the apartment and took her husband’s wallet, military identification card and keys.

The woman resisted being arrested for theft — her screams were described as “blood-curdling” by one of the deputies. The deputy who drove the woman to jail reported she questioned his manhood, asked God to forgive him because “he knows not what he does,” and “donkey-kicked” him in the shin while he attempted to walk her from his patrol car to the jail, reports said.

Talk about sexually frustrated!

She was booked for second-degree theft and third-degree assault.

Hat Tip: Crime Scene KC

“Not Something To Laugh About”!

Cheeky Monkey!

A UK man faces fines for “public order offences”, and……”not wearing a seatbelt”.

BBC News primly reports:

A front seat car passenger was photographed baring his backside at a speed camera in Northumberland.

The “mooning” man was snapped by the mobile camera as the black BMW X5 drove past on the A1171 Dudley Lane in Cramlington last month.

His behaviour has been labelled as “dangerous and offensive” by road safety campaigners.

Police may take action against the man for public order offences and not wearing a seat belt.

Officers have the registration of the car, which was not breaking the speed limit, and intend to contact its owner.

It is understood the driver will not face prosecution as no driving offence was being committed.

I guess the guy’s butt was a good driver.

Jeremy Forsberg, of the Northumbria Safer Roads Initiative, said: “This behaviour is simply ridiculous - it’s clear what he was thinking with what he had on show.

“Not only is it disrespectful, but distasteful and offensive, particularly to children who may have been exposed to this nonsense.

“This prank could have been a real distraction from the driver and that is not something to laugh about.”

Bwahahaha!

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Tortured And Mutilated Dogs Being Found In KC Area Cemeteries

I first heard started hearing about this story from my high school kids over a month ago, and I immediately figured it was one of those urban myths kids like to tell. But I looked into it and saw some news reports on the case in the smaller neighborhood newspapers. I’d link to the articles I found then, but they’ve already been archived.

Eventually bigger news outlets started reporting that tortured and mutilated dogs have been getting dumped at cemeteries for the past six months. At least 10 dogs have been found at the Lee’s Summit cemetery, alone.

NBC Action News reported on 3/29:

The Sheriff’s Department said officers were close to catching a suspect and had planned a surveillance operation to nab him or her in the act, but officers said another local media outlet ran the story before they could set the surveillance.

Various breeds have been discovered, Montgomery said in a press release Saturday, and none could be connected with any known missing dog reports.

I almost posted a story on it, but decided I’d wait and see if any more dog carcasses showed up.

One just did:

One of the earlier reports I’d read included a mutilated dog carcass that had shown up in a Kansas City neighborhood, that they thought might have been connected to the Lee’s Summit ones as well.

Something very creepy and evil is afoot in my community. Dog owners need to be on high alert.

The Obama Glare

Kind of old, but new to ME:

Hey, I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s been creeped out by that glare of his.

Scary Mugshot

If this picture doesn’t give you what Ace likes to call the “shivering douche-chills”, then I don’t know what will.

James Hart at Crime Scene KC wouldn’t even post it because he didn’t want to be responsible for any cases of hysterical blindness.

But here at Nice Deb, we don’t really have such admirable scruples, so there ya go.

I’m not even gonna tell you what he did…you can go to Crime Scene KC and read all about it if you really want to know. (It ain’t pretty).

NH Man Claims He Was Molested By Bigfoot

57 year old Gene R. Morrill has been ordered to serve 20 years in prison for his own molester-related activities. His defense attorney cited Morrill’s mental health issues in seeking leniency from the judge.

Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.

From the look of his mugshot…he’s still haunted by the memory.

Incredibly, he was determined to be mentally competent to stand trial.

The AP Video on the story:

“Issues”. 

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

RELATED:

Wow! Another one:

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

These types of stories always come in threes…..oooh, I’m on pins and needles…check back in the near future for the update.

And Now For Something Completely Different

Tired of Obama? ….Yeah, I thought so.

How about a “Person Gets Bit In The Ass By Something In Their Toilet” kind of story?

Yes??? Alrighty then:

A DISABLED woman was horrified after being bitten by a rat which came up through her toilet while she was sitting on it.

Maxine Killingback, who lives on her own, jumped up in shock when she felt the rat bite the top of her leg and fell over onto the floor, hurting her back.

She said: “You don’t expect to sit down to spend a penny and be bitten by a rat.

Wow…What a shock to the system that must have been. But her nightmare was only beginning. What follows plays like a scene from a horror flick:

“When I jumped up it seemed to still have a hold on me.”

Ms Killingback, who has rheumatism in her legs and back, said the rat was still trying to get out of the toilet after she fell on the floor.

She tried flushing the toilet chain twice but the creature came back each time.

Ms Killingback said: “It was a big, black one, seven or eight inches long.

“It was trying to climb up but it kept sliding back down. I put a plunger down the toilet but it kept trying to get out.”

Ms Killingback, who says she has a nervous disposition, then jammed a bleach bottle next to the plunger and kept it there until the rat had drowned.

You’d think that would be the end of it, but noooo:

She said: “Then there were more coming up, I could see their noses poking through the gap.

“I just put two big boxes of washing powder and other things on top of the toilet to block it and shut the bathroom door.

“I’ve never known anything like it”.

So this poor unsuspecting woman has to battle rats in her boyfriend’s bathroom, and what’s the first comment in the story’s comment thread?:

how sad is dat! why didnt she jst open d winda n shut d door. i fell sorry 4 d rats. dey r living 2 wot rite dus she hav 2 kill dem! dat is cruel!

Do you ever get the shivers just knowing that such mind-blowingly stupid people are out there?

I do.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Marine Corps Reservist Rescues Flag From Unspeakable Fate

He was arrested for his troubles, but no charges are being filed:

- A U.S. Marine Corps reservist won’t be charged for ignoring police requests and wading into a protest to rescue an American Flag.

(Ray Adam) Modisette of Shawnee was arrested Friday afternoon on a complaint of interfering with official police process.

“We believe the act was emotional and not really deliberate,” Midwest City Police Chief Brandon Clabes said. “It caused us to take action, but we hated to have to do it.”

What caused the 20 year old reservist to react the way he did?

A Westboro Baptist Church protester was stuffing the American flag down her pants. 

Modisette was leaving Tinker Air Force Base in his car Friday when he saw the protester with the flag. He said he turned around and headed for the crowd to get the flag. He was handcuffed after ignoring several requests by officers to move away from the small group of demonstrators from Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan.

 Midwest City Assistant City Attorney Randal Homburg said he thinks there are grounds to prosecute Modisette for an act of civil disobedience, but he said that at the request of police, he’s declining to file charges.

Thank goodness. He should also be given a medal for service above and beyond the call of duty.  Semper Fi, dude!

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

Rich Weirdo Offers Hillary Clinton $750,000 To Pose In The Nude

At first I thought the guy was making a bad joke…now I’m not so sure:

I am a retired entrepreneur who thrived during the prosperous years of the Clinton administration. Because I feel I have a debt to President and Senator Clinton, I am making a radical, “out of the box” proposal to her which I think will enhance her stature to people around the world, especially women.

I am offering Senator Clinton $750,000 to pose for a series of tasteful, artistic nude photos. I am NOT talking about pornography; these would be tasteful photos which would show Senator Clinton as an older woman who is fully in control of her body and her sexuality.

President Hillary Clinton would represent a new direction for America and these photos would serve to demonstrate her commitment to that new brave, bold direction.

Dear lord….

Hat tip: Lucianne

Heroic Babysitter Fights Off Kidnapper

This is every babysitter’s worst nightmare:

The man, identified by sheriff’s deputies as Normando Zamora Ramirez, 24, of Boyes Hot Springs, entered the apartment in the 100 block of Boyes Blvd., near Boyes Hot Springs on Friday at about noon.

Authorities said Ramirez grabbed the little girl, ripping her sweater, and when the babysitter intervened, he grabbed her and dragged her out of the apartment by her hair.

Ramirez also forced the child out of the apartment and as he struggled with the babysitter, a neighbor heard her cries for help and ran over to help, deputies said.

The neighbor detained the suspect, who appeared to be drunk or on drugs, until deputies arrived and arrested him. Ramirez was jailed on suspicion of attempted kidnapping, false imprisonment, burglary and child abuse.

The little girl wasn’t hurt, but the babysitter had to be treated by paramedics for minor abrasions.

There seems to be a common denominator to these crime stories I’ve been covering, lately…

Anyone else wondering about the assailant’s immigration status?

Thanks again to James Hart of Crime Scene KC who says “at a bare minimum, she’s earned refrigerator privileges”.

Race Against Time

This is harrowing!

Two Detroit area women are abducted by a man who intends to rape them in his car. One of the women has the presence of mind to call 911 on her cellphone, and leave it on. Police are chilled to the bone when they hear what is going on. They lose the phone line. The woman calls back….again and again.

Watch the video to see how things end.

Bomb-Making Factory Found In Columbia Professor’s Apartment

This sounds……serious:

Police stumbled upon a bomb-making factory Sunday in the home of a Columbia professor who specializes in the spread of infectious disease - and are investigating whether he and his roommate have terror ties.

Cops evacuated the Brooklyn Heights neighborhood around the Remsen St. home of Michael Clatts, a medical anthropologist, after finding seven pipe bombs fitted with fuses in his flat, police sources said.

The frightening cache was discovered almost by accident - Ivaylo Ivanov, the man living with Clatts, accidentally shot off the tip of his left index finger and sought police help in the street about 1:15 a.m.

When investigators went to the 37-year-old Ivanov’s apartment, they found the bombs, already capped on both ends and filled with powder. One of the pipe bombs was inserted into a Nerf football, cops said.

A 9-mm. handgun, two ammunition magazines, a 12-gauge shotgun, silencers, a bulletproof vest, a crossbow and bomb-making equipment, including a drill and threading machine that could be used to make pipe bombs, were also recovered, cops said.

Investigators with the NYPD-FBI were questioning Ivanov, a native of Bulgaria, to determine whether he had any terrorism or Russian Mafia connections, a source told the Daily News.

So far neither man has popped up on any foreign criminal watch lists.

Sunday night, police were seeking additional search warrants, possibly for computers, other electronic devices and papers and books.

Ivanov was charged with criminal possession of a weapon, unlawful wearing of a body vest and reporting a false incident, cops said. He was expected to be arraigned this morning.

Police were also looking to question Clatts, 50, the Columbia University instructor living with Ivanov, a source told The News.

Clatts is a medical anthropologist with a specialty in epidemiology - the spread of disease among large populations.

He is an associate professor in Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health and holds a Ph.D. from the Ivy League school.

The senior director of communication for the school, Randee Levine, said she cannot comment on a police investigation.

Clatts’ exact relationship with Ivanov is unknown. Building residents said Clatts once described himself and Ivanov as roommates, nothing more.

Hmmmmmm….

Cops became suspicious of Ivanov because he first claimed he had been shot by a stranger but then admitted shooting himself. Fearing another person had been injured at the address, police went to the apartment and opened the door to the bomb factory. They immediately sealed the apartment while they got a search warrant, cops said.

Cops called the bomb squad, which evacuated the building and three others nearby and removed the materials. Residents were not allowed back inside for nearly 12 hours.

More at National Terror Alert Response Center.

UPDATE:

Well, isn’t this interesting….This guy, Ivanov has now admitted to “painting a series of swastikas in the neighborhood last fall that marked a spike in hate crimes around the city”.

The swastikas were found on the steps of two synagogues along with leaflets, carrying swastikas and anti-Semitic slurs, found under the windshield wipers of cars along the block.

The Sun also has some additional information on Clatts:

Mr. Clatts is a professor at the University of Puerto Rico and is also conducting a study on HIV in Vietnam, according to the Web site of the National Development and Research Institutes, a Chelsea-based nonprofit organization with which Mr. Clatts was also affiliated. He is also listed as an associate professor at Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health, but a spokeswoman for the university, Randee Sacks Levine, said he does not teach at the school and is not on the payroll.

“He is among a large number of individuals who are employed elsewhere in the New York metropolitan area but have a voluntary affiliation, without an office or reimbursement, because of the relevant public health research conducted by him and his employer,” she said in an e-mailed statement today.

Police sources said they were searching for Mr. Clatts, who police and neighbors believe may be out of the country.

UPDATE (January 22):

Associated Press:

A man suspected of having pipe bombs and firearms in his apartment made statements implicating himself in anti-Semitic vandalism of houses, cars and synagogues, police said.

But the attorney representing the man, Ivan Ivanov, said on Monday that his client is Jewish.

Investigators were trying to determine whether Ivanov planned to use his arsenal against the synagogues and other sites he had defaced, a ranking police official said.

Ivanov, 37, pleaded not guilty at an arraignment Monday on charges of aggravated harassment and criminal mischief as a hate crime, as well as criminal possession of a weapon and reporting a false incident, prosecutors said. Bail was set at $300,000 bond or $150,000 cash, the Brooklyn District Attorney’s office said.

Adrian Lesher, a lawyer appointed to represent Ivanov, said that his client “basically led police to the apartment in a situation that was almost calculated.”

Lesher said Ivanov is a linguist and Jewish, but did not elaborate. “It makes it less likely that he is a threat. He is an educated person,” he said.

This just keeps on getting stranger and stranger.

MORE at the New York Times. 

The Pope vs. Satan

From The Daily Mail:

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.

They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of “Godlessness.”

Now fellow moron, Gabriel Malor seems to be poo pooing the rite of Exorcism, if I’m reading him right…

I worked for a Catholic church from high school through college. In my first week I got a call that started like this: “This is going to sound strange, but I’m totally serious. Can you send someone over for an exorcism?” He then proceeded to explain that things were moving on their own and the house was making sounds and that it had been going on for a few weeks. He was nominally Lutheran, but they wouldn’t do anything about it. Heh. We didn’t either.

P.S. I just noticed some unintentional (?) humor in the Daily Mail URL to this story. it ends with “Satan=Santa.” Hmmmm.

More: I meant to add this as part of the post earlier, but got distracted by my 13-month-old niece, who I’m visiting in Virginia.

The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.

AOSHQ commenter, Vercingetorix had this to say:

“…influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.

Eh, actually, that is not as prudish as it might seem. I used to listen to Ozzy, yadda, yadda, but also the Detroit rapper ESHAM (the Unholy) and his group NATAS (Satan, backwards, in case I need to spell it out), also the 3-6 Mafia, or as they were first named, the Triple Six Mafia. You hear more of this, and less of the Gospels, well, you figure out what philosophy becomes more important to you. You can only watch X number of Taratino films, slasher movies, listen to “KKKill the Fetus”, bang so many chicks, drink, use drugs, fight, etc, and miss Y many days at church before you start playing for the other team. There’s a reason why Earth isn’t paradise and why people suggest that Hell is jampacked, and Heaven has great parking.

I concur. I have no idea if Vercingetorix actually believes that demonic possession is possible, like I do, but he certainly has a good handle on how evil is perpetuated.

Anyway, I’m glad the Pope is doing what he’s doing.

UPDATE:

Darn the luck! The Vatican denies the whole thing!

The Vatican is denying reports it plans to install more exorcists around the world so possessed people can get help quickly.

“Pope Benedict XVI has no intention of ordering local bishops to bring in garrisons of exorcists to fight demonic possession,” Vatican spokesman Federico Lombardi told reporters in Rome Friday.

Well, WTF???

Thanks to RWSI guess. 

The Exorcist in 5 Seconds: