Meanwhile In Iraq

Michael Yon is reporting on his blog:

An AP report filed recently entitled “Al-Qaida’s No. 2 asks support of Muslims” says:

Al-Qaida’s deputy leader sought to bolster the terror network’s main arm in Iraq in a new video released Thursday, calling on Muslims to rally behind it at a time when the group is on the defensive, faced with U.S. offensives and splits with other insurgent groups.

The AP report goes on:

Several large Iraqi insurgent groups publicly denounced al-Qaida, saying its fighters were killing theirs and pressuring them to join the Islamic State. One group, the 1920 Revolution Brigades, has begun overtly cooperating with U.S. forces and Sunni tribal leaders to attack al-Qaida.

Yon: While we were driving in the belly of the Stryker into Buhriz, I asked Abu Ali, “What did you do to al Qaeda?”

Abu Ali ( the leader of the 1920 Revolution Brigades) said that on 1 April 2007, he and his people attacked al Qaeda in Buhriz for their crimes against Islam. He also said something that many Muslims have said to me: al Qaeda are not Muslims. (Both Sunni and Shia have said nearly the exact same words, at times on video.) Abu Ali said they fought hard against al Qaeda, and on 10 April, they asked the Americans to join the attack. It worked.

In closing, I asked Abu Ali if there was something he would like to say to Americans. The markets that had been closed under al Qaeda were bustling around us.

Ali thought for a moment as some local people tried to interrupt him with greetings, and he said, “I ask one thing,” and now I paraphrase Ali’s words: “After the Iraqi Army and Police take hold and the security forces are ready, we want a schedule for the leaving of the American forces.” (emphasis mine).

Which puts this Iraqi Insurgent to the right of most Democrats (and a few Republicans) in congress.

42 thoughts on “Meanwhile In Iraq

  1. We are pussys! Are you a pussy too? We have a GREAT retirement plan for you. Money is the root of all evile, but lascivious sex with underage virgins is not just the path to heaven, but what awaits you at the end of the rainbow!

    Join us now, If you have the stuff, we have a job for you, job has high turn-over, but every true jihadi has a guarantee’d severance package.

    It’s THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY 72-1 exchange, unlimitted wife beatings, and while limited, a more the compesatory batch of virgins left, maybe not all of them are women, but like you care?

    And on Friday FRIDAY FRIDAY!!! you get to be beheaded if you do anything that doesn’t consist of you killing infidels.

    Join us at crazy ahmed’s wacky jihadi headhunter employment placement specialists, No really we hunt heads, and video tape it, and you TOO! can have all the virgins (gender not guaranteed, nor is species, nor gender of species)

    If you are well trained, but have a severe penis issue, contact, crazy ahmed, cuz Ahmed while ahmed may not be the only muslim who’s crazy, he’s CRAZY ABOUT JIHAD!

    No guarantee’s valid if validated while in contact with pigs dogs, or actually being muslim. All acts required by Crazy Ahmed are non-returnable, and prior to verification of contract requires absolutely nothing, because you belong to the will of allah as described by crazy ahmed, and all of his wealthy, and cowardly cohorts. Any signature allows Crazy Ahmed to become a mullah within your community, and invoke your name in the name of allah at all times as a heroic and active participant in allahs will.

    See addendum 396 before signing, unless you are illiterate which is most likely and how we like it.

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  2. gender not guaranteed, nor is species, nor gender of species

    Hehehehe, you rock WP.

    The Qur’an does talk about boys like pearls waiting upon men in Heaven…

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  3. I don’t know if mesa was dicking with you, but it was fun. After all you guys had fun with my complaints about my mouse.

    Fairs fair. Still, I think that Mus should stretch his fingers, and fantacize exactly what I described.

    Just saying.

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  4. And if I may NiceDeb?

    The BEST humor is the humor targeted at ones self.

    It is a test of YOU, as well as an acknowledgement of “them.”

    For instance, If you haven’t noticed, I absorbe a GREAT deal of humor on myself, I only correct that humor when it moves to those I care about, but not a part of the group who are sharing humor.

    I’m THE offensive joke spongue, and it does me no harm, it actually does me quite good, because it means that those who dare do so open themselves to the said same jokes/attacks.

    You are an older woman, you are a lovely woman you are a juggaliscious woman, and you know that when we (the hostages) make comments we are making playful friendly jokes, and no matter how YOU react, we will respond in the appropriate way.

    If you laugh, we will laugh, if you are offended we will appologize, when in fact, there is no reason for you to react in either way because we like you, we trust you and we want to be your friends, even though most of our jokes are genuinely offensive. 🙂

    I’m sorry for any offense Deb, I just wanted to explain why I did, and probably won’t in the future, think of that sort of offense.

    The reason is I hope you are my friend, and while I will avoid such a thing, I tend towards such a thing.

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  5. Oh, BTW the “motorboat” joke in that scene?

    It was about owen wilson being hit on by “jane seymour.”

    Now I believe you are a bit younger than jane, but realy, do you wanna argue about hotness?

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  6. I mean, pretty much everyone knows you out jugg jane, and in fact, in a way, you have a bit of her look, only . . . .broader.

    a wider cheek, and thicker shoulders, gigundus juggs next to her, and the legs? the same.

    Who’s hot?

    Answer? you both are, it isn’t a joke of hotness.

    It’s a joke of male gooniness.

    *motorboa….. AHHHHHH!!!!!* Sorry Mr. Deb.

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  7. Why I speak as I do ND?

    Is because you are a friend, and I hope that at sometime I can find a bottle to save time in, I would trust you with it, utnil eternity passes away.

    Music is not a metaphor, it is a direction for me, love.

    oh, and, BRRRRRRRRRITZKY!!!!

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