Store clerk, Vicky Gaines had no idea what was in store for her when she arrived to work at Fish’s Quick Stop in De Soto, Missouri, but in the wee hours of the morning on August 18, a bare naked, masked man entered the store, and began to do a hula dance.
This was meant to be a distraction while another man took a case of beer, and some cash from the store. Gaines managed to keep her wits about her, and called the police:
“Um… I’ve got a naked man in my doorway…with a mask on…can you come…up here?”
You can watch the naked hula dancer here, (although his privates, are obscured), and watch as the men run to their car with the case of beer.
Did I hear right? Did she say that he said, “You want somma this?” LOL.
I wonder if, when they were in the planning stages of this heist, they drew straws to see who got to be the naked hula dancer.
Or if the guy just volunteered.