Wow, you have to hand it to this guy for having the cojones to rob a bank with no weapon and no getaway car:
A man walked into a First Arizona Savings branch, in the 2900 block of North Scottsdale Road, raised his hand in his jacket pocket simulating a weapon and said, “This is a robbery.”
The man took an undisclosed amount of cash and ran from the bank.
A witness reported seeing the man get into a lime green taxi.
And yes, he actually got away.
Police described the man as a 55-year-old White male, about 5 foot, 9 inches, with a stocky build, black or gray mustache and a long ponytail. He was wearing a blue flannel jacket, blue jeans and a tan baseball hat.
Hah! An aging hippy…figures!
Maybe he’ll use the money to buy himself some wheels.
Hat tip: Crime Scene KC