Presenting: Beauty Queen/Kidnapper/Torturer Kumari Fulbright

As James Hart at Crime Scene KC says, “We’re two days in, (the New Year) and Ms. Fulbright has already set the mugshot bar very high”.

In case you missed the story, here’s the background, (via AOSHQ); after kidnapping her former boyfriend with three other men:

Court documents said the foursome tied the man up with plastic cable ties and duct tape, holding him at two Tucson homes, during which time they pointed handguns at him, threatened his life, stole his cell phone, briefcase and wallet, taking between $500 and $600.The newspaper also said the documents accused Fulbright of biting him several times, sticking a butcher knife in his ear, saying she was going to kill him and pointing a pistol at him.

Here she is in better days.

37 thoughts on “Presenting: Beauty Queen/Kidnapper/Torturer Kumari Fulbright

  1. Well, to be honest, she had that semi-delicious crazy shit going on before her recent descent into Democrat worship. Let me explain that…John Edwards stuck a golok in my ear as he channelled dead feti, or something. I don’t have any idea WTH he was babbling about, but it scared the bejus outta me.

    Back on topic, I wish makeup for men was acceptable, because even as fugly as this felon was before-the-fact, she looked a hell of a lot better with some goop on her face than not. Tomorrow, when I stir at 11 am and try to shake off the effects of a half-gallon of Value-Rite, I’ll wish I had the pancake makeup option. Not that I have anybody to impress or anything.

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  2. It didn’t take long for the reich-wingers to blame Clinton. Jebus, reich-wingers are too predictable, simply unhinged, and completely out of touch with reality.

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  3. Ahem….who blamed Clinton for this?

    And I’m sorry, but people who use words like”Jebus” and “reich-wingers” are the ones who are unhinged, and out of touch with reality.

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  4. Man…she will do so much time…Martha Stewart’s prison sentence will seem like a Lindsay Lohan cite and release!! Can you say 20+ years?….wow hope it was worth it you are going away for a looooong time!!!

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  5. “ace rules” — hmmph.

    Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
    And waste its sweetness on the desert air.

    – Thomas Gray

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  6. “ace rules” — hmmph.

    Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
    And waste its sweetness on the desert air.

    – Thomas Gray

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  7. fools are maybe deflowered and bourne to the bus unseen
    and wasting the sweetness that is the dessert they serve there.

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  8. Whither is fled the visionary gleam?
    Where is it now, the glory, and the dream?

    it’s in the crapper, that’s where.

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  9. No the heart that has truly loved never forgets,
    but as truly loves on to the close
    as the sunflower turns to her god when he sets
    the same look which she turned when he rose.

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  10. SHE walks in beauty, like the night
    Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
    And all that’s best of dark and bright
    Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
    Thus mellow’d to that tender light
    Which Heaven to gaudy day denies

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  11. There once was a fellow McSweeny
    Who spilled some gin on his weenie
    Just to be couth
    He added vermouth
    Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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