NH Man Claims He Was Molested By Bigfoot

57 year old Gene R. Morrill has been ordered to serve 20 years in prison for his own molester-related activities. His defense attorney cited Morrill’s mental health issues in seeking leniency from the judge.

Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assault happened.

From the look of his mugshot…he’s still haunted by the memory.

Incredibly, he was determined to be mentally competent to stand trial.

The AP Video on the story:

“Issues”.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

RELATED:

Wow! Another one:

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

These types of stories always come in threes…..oooh, I’m on pins and needles…check back in the near future for the update.

UPDATE (August 13):

2008: Monster Summer

3 monsters (including bigfoot) “discovered”, so far, this summer.

UPDATE (August 20):

Awww nuts. The bigfoot discovery was an elaborate hoax.

Advertisements

53 thoughts on “NH Man Claims He Was Molested By Bigfoot

  1. People try and say you can’t tell just by looking, but, picture yourself walking onto a crowded prison yard when someone asks, “Can you pick out the molester?” A true test of one’s resilience to Political Correctness!

    Like

  2. im am so sorry i thought he was asking for it and i thought he said go not no man i am so sorry and wombats are known for rape.

    p.s. it felt good

    Like

  3. CREAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like

  4. i told my husband 2 quit but he said he was biosexual and why mess with that . but he is very sorry and will never do it again. and who ever that tyler mueller kid is he really needs to lock the cage and man is he a hard sleeper.

    p.s. he is really good

    Like

  5. I really don’t believe that you could get raped by a WOMBAT so I really think he is lying so he doesn’t need to go to jail. I think it is sooooo stupid that someone would call the police and tell them you were being raped by a wombat. i bet the police were dying laughingwhen he/she called and told them that!

    Like

  6. all these fake mr wombats back off cuz i am the real one and i am a self respecting wombat plus that dude was askin for it so lets just drop everythin and forget about it

    ttyl

    PS to all u fake wombats heres a quiz what date is my bday

    Like

  7. dude i only raped him because he was trying to solicit my 13 year old nephew online….im really sorry it just felt soo good! oh god i get excited thinking about it…. i may come visit him in prison if they will let me.!!

    Like

  8. Ohhh. Im so lonely im looking for a tall bigfoot with light hair and a rape me good attitude.

    Like

  9. bull u just want people to stop calling u a virgin ,next you will be saying hey a werewolf and my dog had a puupy

    Like

  10. HE RAPED ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Like

  11. I never learned who my real father was. I have hair in strange places and really big feet. I always felt like the weird hairy child in the back of the class, but now i know it was all because bigfoot and my mom had a secret love affair in the summer of 93′. I was concieved in Yellowstone National Park, I never knew my father. And i have major issues. poor poor me. :[

    Like

  12. you people are MESSED UP!!!! wombats can rape people i guess but why the hell would you report them? just shoot them! That’s the only time you’re aloud to shoot a rapist!

    Like

  13. we are so miss understood in our un natural lifes dad wasnt raping that guy he was giving him a hug and the dude sliped. we tryed to get dad to where pants but refused sorry we tryed.

    Like

  14. I BEN RAPED BY MY OWN BROTHER AND NOW LOOK AT ME !!!! I CANT EVEN HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP!!!! I GUESS HES A WOMBAT RITE???

    Like

  15. Gotta catch ’em all! Bigfoot raper, wombat raper, then Squrittle will rape them all with a water attack!!

    Like

  16. Everybody needs to leave me alone, the wombat is my ex-wife! the barista from starbucks runnin’ at me with 12 gauge. gotta go!

    Like

  17. incredible i see bigfoot,really!!!!!.is a mutant monkey
    en español es increible,yo vi a pie grande ,de verdad!!!!!.es un mono mutante

    Like

  18. Pingback: What concerns me.. | chowe's Blog

  19. last night 12:00 Pm were the girls picked me up then they ran to me we saw big foot oh my god girls what ever therses no big foot here this happend in moricetown b,c then they showed me the foot prints they were masive footprints now do you believe me yes i do

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s