What could be more funny than a room full of Florida Democrat good ol’ boys mocking a woman’s faith, and her home state? These guys do their party proud.
At the Broward Democrat Party monthly meeting earlier this week, the invocation was delivered by funnyman Mike Moskowitz, the state committeeman for the county. This guy’s a comic genius. Listen to these zingers:
He called for a “blessing on the elk and moose in Alaska who have been decimated by Sarah Barracuda” and included a prayer that Palin doesn’t turn her sights on the squirrels in Washington, D.C.
Rats would be more like it…as in DemocRATS. But small quibble, the guy’s on a roll:
“We pray that her journey takes her across the bridge to nowhere,” he said.
Sidesplitting stuff, that. He should take his act on the road.
Now on to the meeting. So what’s on the agenda, guys?
Monroe Kiar, the former Davie town attorney told his story of visiting Alaska last summer, where he noticed that the capital building in Juneau is smaller than “just about anything in Broward”.
“That’s disgraceful running for vice president,” Kiar said. “Any one of our commissioners is more qualified to be vice president than she is.”
Mitch Ceasar, the Broward Democratic chairman, piled on:
“She was elected mayor of one half of a [Broward] condo,” Ceasar said. “And when she was elected governor of Alaska, she was elected [as the equivalent of] a Broward County commissioner.”
It’s good to know that they’re not in the least obsessed, and/or rattled by the presence of a strong, articulate, fearless, conservative woman in the Presidential race.
Hat tip: Hot Air headlines
Another classy attack on Palin. Can these guys get any lower?