Most Clueless Headline Of 2008

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The clear winner, blowing away all of the competition:

How Obama Can Win Over The Media

Yeah, if we can get them to stop obsessing over Sarah Palin’s wardrobe, and alleged stupidity, for two seconds, I’m sure they can find some time to adore what’s his name, that guy they’ve been shilling, and covering for, for what?…the past 24 months?

Unbelievable. Go ahead and read the article if you’d like, but I’m sure your reaction will be the same as mine:

Thank You CBS News….. what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic
things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent report
was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award
you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

13 thoughts on “Most Clueless Headline Of 2008

  1. The Hard Core Republican Base Is Like A Stalker – Rejection Just Makes Them Crazier

    And finally New Rule, now that you’ve lost Republicans have to agree not to waste everyone’s time spending the next four years screaming for investigations of Barack Obama over made up bulls#*t. Let’s not kid ourselves. The hard core Republican base is like a stalker. Rejection just makes them crazier. You think Matt Drudge was a vindictive p#%ck before. His headline Wednesday morning was Senior Citizen and Woman Beaten By Black Man. […] And wait till you see Ann Coulter’s new book How to Field Dress a Liberal.

    You know there’s loyal opposition and then there’s just opposition. Let’s not do the 90’s again except for the part where we have peace and prosperity. You know there was an entire industry back then dedicated to making Bill Clinton’s life miserable over expensive hair cuts and old land deals and the Lincoln Bedroom and getting blown. But this ain’t the 90’s.

    We’ve got two wars, a melting planet and the only thing keeping the economy from total collapse is Sarah Palin’s shopping sprees. But you know what phrase I don’t want to hear used frivolously for the next four years whenever Barack Obama forgets to put the kids in the car seat? Disrespect for the rule of law. Dick Cheney ordered prisoners tortured by name. That ship has sailed.

    I don’t want to hear Sean Hannity say that “Barack Obama announced that his daughters will be getting a puppy. A puppy from where? Probably a chihuahua that came in from Mexico illegally. And how do we know this isn’t a dog that pals around with terriers?

    You know when Obama starts a preemptive war and then f%#ks it up and makes torture our official policy and outs a CIA agent and purges US Attorneys and tries to put his cleaning lady on the Supreme Court and doesn’t act on global warming and appoints at the head of FEMA an ex-d*#do salesman who was his college roommate, you know, that kind of stuff, believe me I’ll be with you.

    But until then I don’t want to see Republicans freaking out if Obama isn’t singing the National Anthem loud enough or they find out he gets his suits made in France. If he puts a moon roof in the Presidential limo, he’s not making himself Fuehrer. He’s just trying to get the smell of stupidity out of the seats. And mostly I don’t want to hear about ACORN. Your guy lost by eight million votes. Just because you don’t know any black people doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

    So that’s it. No Special Prosecutors. No trumped up investigations. If Republicans who really want to look into something for the next four years, my suggestion, try a mirror.

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  2. Republicans have to agree not to waste everyone’s time spending the next four years screaming for investigations of Barack Obama

    We don’t actually have to “agree” to anything. But that would seem far less hypocritical had the Dems not called for many useless investigations of the Bush administration as soon as they took control of Congress. And had Obama himself not promised 4 days ago to investigate the Bush administration after he took office.

    And it would be a lot more compelling if you hadn’t floated those ridiculous and heinous rumors about Palin & Trig, Palin’s membership in secessionist party, Palin’s affair, McCain’s affair, McCain’s use of the “C” word, etc. Hell, even your little bit above repeats the wardrobe slam.

    And, of course, I don’t even need to describe the gentle treatment you gave Bush & Cheney at every turn. Just looking at your stock list of supposed Bush/Cheney crimes, the identifying mark of the unhinged liberal who thinks in soundbites, we can see how fair you’ve been.

    I really didn’t like the idea of dogging the President on every nitty little “gotcha” item, but you’re doing a great job of changing my mind.

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  3. Well, you know if Billdoesn’t want to see us acting like they did for 8 years, then well, I’m convinced.

    Listen Billy, I appreciate the fact that you want your Dear Leader to screw things up without us pointing and laughing for the next four years, but sadly for you, IT ISN’T GOING TO HAPPEN. But thanks for the polite request, you tool.

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  4. Bill shows up at the doorstep showing disdain and imposing his judgment and will.

    And we’re the Stalker?

    Billy is the stalker. Go home little Billy-bully-boy.

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  5. Bill, are you the official blog jester?

    There is some massive irony and chutzpah in any liberal accusing conservatives of acting irrationally. Leftist/infantile behavior after the 2000 and 2004 election was embarrassing. Over the years, the moonbat protests have been great theater despite being a failure of logic and intelligence. This year alone, the amount of fraud, the hideous treatment of Sarah Palin, should have made liberals ashamed.

    But they have no shame.

    The planet is not “melting” (LOL), mention of Sarah Palin’s wardrobe only underscores your hypocrisy and double standards, Harriet Myers wasn’t a cleaning lady, no one was “tortured,” “torture” was not an official policy, ACORN committed mass fraud and is being investigated in a dozen states, and your understanding of these matters is that of an infant.

    I shall treat Obama and his supporters the way libs treated Bush and Republicans since 2000.

    Payback, Bill. It is indeed a bitch. Enjoy the next 4 years. I will.

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  6. ^ looked it up…

    “Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!”

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  7. Oh and speaking of special prosecutors and the like: one facet of the Obama regime will be The Permanent Investigation of Republicans, and the criminalization of political differences.

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