Andrew Cuomo Voted One Of People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive

pic via Doug Ross

Wow….really?

Andrew Cuomo, AKA “The Architect of Doom”, has been named one of People magazine’s sexiest men alive.

The 52-year-old was listed in the magazine’s 50-and-over section, appearing alongside Michael Bolton, Sting and Liam Neeson.

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Cuomo, who’s dating Food Network star Sandra Lee, said he was slightly surprised by the award.

He told the New York Times that he’s on a “sparing diet” and works out on a treadmill twice a week.

“A lot of it’s just natural,” he told the newspaper. “It’s genetic sculpting.”

Okay, whoa, whoa whoa, champ.
Whoa.
I mean, no offense, but……
Let’s put it this way…there’s a poll at the NY Daily News site.
The results, thus far:

Do you think Andrew Cuomo is sexy?

Yes. He’s the complete package. 23%
No way. Yuck. 64%
Hmm, I’m not quite sure. 13%
I wouldn’t exactly say, “yuck”, but ifĀ  they felt the need to throw a politician in there, wasn’t he obvious choice, Scott Brown?

Hat tip: Lucianne
UPDATE:
Interesting…a Lucianne commenter noted the resemblance between Cuomo and a certain Chico Marx.

Separated at birth?


Linked by Michelle Malkin, thanks!

7 thoughts on “Andrew Cuomo Voted One Of People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive

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  2. I saw the title for this post in the Pundit & Pundette blogroll. After fighting down the urge to toss my cookies, I came right over. WTH, People Magazine, is UGLY GORILLA FACE the “new sexy”?
    Bah! I live in NY, I hope we’re not stuck with his creepiness for 12 years the way we were with his dad!

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  3. This is a joke, right? Andrew Cuomo is ugly inside and out.

    The only way I can think of any of the women who consider him sexy is the same way I think about an attractive woman hugging a slobbering, slack-jawed old bulldog. She squeals, “OH! He’s so CUTE!”

    The bulldog is nearly the definition of ugly: a fat, wrinkled face, saliva dripping, piggish eyes, stubby legs, bad doggie breath, and a tongue that can swat flies. Of course, that describes Andrew Cuomo, too.

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