By Granny Jan, of course:
Ace had a little fun with this ingenious new media narrative, today:
Hey, Let’s Call Romney Dumb. Wait, That Won’t Fly; Everyone Knows It’s Not True. How About Evil? Good, Let’s Go With Heartless Vampire. Shit! That’s Not Working. I Know, “Out of Touch” Has Worked Before. But Damnit, It’s Not Working Now.
The Wimp Factor: Crybaby Obama Asks His Mommy to Check Her Numbers and Make Sure There Aren’t Some Super Secret Mystery Jobs She Forgot To Count, Boo Hoo Hoo
What Newsweek’s Wimp Cover Would Have Looked Like, If It Weren’t a Bought-for-a-Buck Subsidiary of, Um, The Daily Beast