Pat Moran, victim of the right-wing smear machine.
/Channeling Left-wing blogger, Marcy Wheeler of “Emptywheel”….
Rethuglicans are at it again, smearing a good man’s name for their own political ends. One of the teabagging ringleaders, the execrable Jeff Quinton, “reported” this slanderous drivel, earlier today:
Rep. Moran’s son pleads guilty to assaulting girlfriend
When we last heard from Patrick Moran, son of Rep. Jim Moran, he was on video describing how to commit voter fraud. He later resigned from his father’s campaign over the video.
Today, the Washington City Paper reports:
Moran and his girlfriend were fighting outside 14th St. bar The Getaway around 1:23 a.m. on Dec. 1, according to a police report, over Moran talking to another woman at the bar. Suddenly, Moran allegedly slammed his girlfriend’s head into the bar’s metal trash can cage.
After the attack, police described Moran’s girlfriend as “bleeding heavily from her nose nose and also observed that her nose and right eye were extremely swollen.” One of the ambulance technicians who transported her to Howard University Hospital told police that Moran appeared to have broken her nose and given her a skull fracture under her right eye.
When I saw this story–claiming that a “violent Moran” beat his girlfriend’s face in –I knew right away it was likely a false flag.
Exhibit A. “The last we heard from Patrick Moran”, he was being railroaded by Lee Stranahan’s buddy, the right wing con artist, James O’Keefe of Project something or other, in a heavily edited video that supposedly proved Moran was engaging in election fraud, but proved nothing of the sort. It was another completely discredited Breitbot hoax.
Exhibit B. Stranahan works for Breitbart, need I say more?
Exhibit C. Adding to the barrage of deceptive lies is the notorious, tip jar rattling grifter, RS McCain, a proven racist, who’s well known for reporting things that are not true.
Exhibit D. A source from the bar says that unknown persons wearing patriotic tea-bag type garb entered the bar, and deliberately provoked the peaceful Moran, causing him to take a few swings in their direction. According to the source, Moran’s fist missed its mark and in the confusion, he ended up slamming his girlfriend into the trash can cage. The teabaggers left the bar before police and paramedics got to the scene.
Exhibit E. A video of the source telling his story at the local Progressives for Progress office, has been posted onYouTube.
It appears the KochBots just staged another false flag!!!11!
Linked by Michelle Malkin, and Doug Ross, and Flopping Aces, thanks!
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
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You are an idiot. You are a liberal, so, same thing.
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Read this post again, but this time, see if you can pick up on any clues that this might be satire.
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Psssst: the first line is a HUGE clue…
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My apologies
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No problem – I guess I really succeeded at sounding like a left-wing moonbat.
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Apparently the part about pleading guilty to assault escapes her.
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I haven’t heard anything else on the voter fraud thingy that he got caught up in before the elections either. This poor guy is sooooo misunderstood.
Kinda like the other situation with Senator Menedez from New Jersey, who has really been keeping a low profile for months now. One of his last public appearance was when cheobama was walking hand in hand with Governor Crisco along the Jersey shore, after hurricane Sandy. In the near distance was Menedez, weeks later a story broke on him “stiffing” [pardon the pun here] prostitutes when it came to paying for their services. That story has all but disappeared from any news agency. The irony is when the Secret Service debacle sex scandal broke, Menedez was a outspoken critic of the Agents involved. Then today it’s being reported that Menedez had a “intern” on his staff who was a “illegal alien” and also a “sex offender” [maybe taking a lead from the boss, eh?]. The worse part is DHS knew of this Intern, along with his illegal status and offender status before the November elections and did nothing.
More of those rat bastid Tea Party people at work, I guess.
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Clearly, Menendez was set up.
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Good God Woman, you sure were convincing as a Liberal Abuse Apologist!!!! I had to read some comments with you pointing out this was satire…..you would be surprised with all the REAL democrats making excuses for the violence against this woman AND against Crowder!!! Even MSNBC is saying video is doctored and edited and Crowder deserved what he got!! So your blog is really convincing…good job, but sad that I fell for it. Doesn’t say much for Democrats these days.
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“Empty Wheel”? More like “Empty Head”.
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This was not so thinly veiled satire. The only thing you were missing was a violent TEA party reference. But like humor, it loses something when you need to explain it.
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Naynay – this post was written in the style of left-wing blogger, Marcy Wheeler, who defended the union thuggery in MI using similar verbiage. I linked to her post (saying I was “channeling” her -hint hint) in the very first line.
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Got me too. I was getting ready to defend Brietbart, James O’Keefe and all us dirty Tea bags.
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Damn I’m good.
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Hahahaha!
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