I know I said in a post awhile back, that that mention would be the first and last time I wasted my time on non-entity, John Huntsman. But that was before my pals at Verum Serum produced this epic Huntsman campaign video:
‘Nuff said?
Bravo, guys!
Hat tip: Drew at AoSHQ.
Linked by Michelle Malkin in Buzzworthy, thanks!
BUMPED
Originally posted July 2007.
The United States Redneck Special Forces:
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5 . They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Hat tip: My Hubby, who emailed this to me. I didn’t write any part of this.
UPDATE (January 18, 2008):
News from the field:
Being a USRSF operative in the mid-east mud-flap brigade, I have to say that it feels darn good to finally get some recognition up in this Mo-Fo. Things have been getting a little dicey around these parts as of late. We ran out of Kodiak around last October and the Iraqi chew taste like something out of a Eddie Murphy Love Pump. Although, a tin of Skoal did save Cpl. Billy’s life in a most unexpected way.
We appreciate the warm Milwaukee’s Best light you all been shipping out monthly, as well as the Yosemite Sam tank tops. I will update you further in the upcoming weeks, but for now, I got me a Sherpa to molest. Later.
UPDATE:
USRSF Sgt. Cletus inspects the troops’ improvised beer can batons:
Let’s face it. None of the Democratic candidates are perfect as far as most anti-war leftists are concerned.
Hillary voted for the resolution to allow President Bush to take military action in Iraq.
John Edwards also voted for the resolution.
Same with Biden.
Barack Obama wasn’t in the Senate in ’02 for the Resolution vote, and has been consistent in his ‘bring the troops home’ rhetoric, but he has been surprisingly hawkish in reference to Pakistan, and Iran, which must give some Code Pinkers pause.
The rest either don’t have the name recognition, or the charisma necessary to win the hearts and minds of the far left.
Behold: This guy is saying all the right things!!!
“Dagnabbit!” barked Private Cletus Huckleberry. “Could you gimme a hand Bow-champ what with you being so strong and manly?”
“What’s the problem?” I asked Cletus.
Cletus raised his rifle, and I saw what was stuck to it.
“Could you help pull this dang blasted dead baby off my dang bayonet,” said Cletus.
“I will not participate in a cover up of your war crime,” I declared, my deep, rich baritone echoing above the screams of the people my unit were torturing for the crime of looking at us funny.
“That’s your answer to everything,” said Cletus. “You said the same thing when I asked you to pass me the salt in the mess hall. You ain’t right in the head.”
Maybe I’m just a little too ‘right in the head’ for this madhouse born from the blood-drenched wet-dreams of the neocon-zionist conspiracy.…
(continue reading at The MoxArgon Group.).
Muslihoon turned me on to this whacked out Sci-Fi blog.
It’s kinda, welllll….different.
The Immigration bill just went down in flames.
Heh heh. I was never really worried.
I’m afraid I have to take partial credit. I think my 11th hour fax to Christopher Bond may have helped turn the tide in our favor.
Your welcome, Geoff.
Nice Deb 
