DSCC Responds Lamely To Koch Bros Letter

Guy Cecil, Executive Director of Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee probably wishes he could affect the same sort of subtle, cordial but cutting humor deployed by Koch Industry’s clever President of Government & Public Affairs, Philip Ellender, yesterday, but alas, no. Good Gad, no. Cecil is a liberal clod who couldn’t resist the temptation to continue the left’s campaign of demagoguery and demonization of the Kochs in his letter – so his clumsy attempt at  sarcasm falls drastically flat.

Via Weasel Zippers:

Dear Phil:

Thank you for your genuine, heartfelt concern about our recent solicitation and your request for clarification. Indeed, the form letter and follow-up solicitation you received was a staff error.

However, the bigger and more troubling mistake is the long political history of your employer, the Koch Brothers. As a (former?) Democrat, perhaps your time would be better spent looking into their efforts to privatize Social Security or their opposition to expanding the children’s health insurance program. Or maybe, you can post a list of all of the anonymous contributions they have made to right-wing smear campaigns across the country. If you’d like to share voicemails from all the shady groups asking you for millions of dollars, we’d happily listen to those as well.

So, I write to make it clear that your invitation was an error and has been rescinded.

Sincerely,

Guy Cecil
Executive Director
Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee

Note how he had the  audacity to use the term “right wing smear campaigns” after watching the left  viciously attack these two job producers and philanthropists for six months straight for nothing more than the sin of donating to conservative/libertarian causes…whipping up the drones into an irrational anti-Koch frenzy — because only progressive sugar daddies are allowed to make political donations, or something.

But he wasn’t through, folks. He saved his big “laugh line” for last:

P.S.: I was impressed how quickly you responded, given how often you must be on the phone with Governor Walker of Wisconsin.

Uh, yeah–leave the jokes to the professionals, next time, ‘kay pal?

MORE:

Don’t ask me how I found this…but check out this other shining example of DSCC humor:

Proving once again how unserious Dems are about promoting a “new tone” in politics, those doggie tees are actually being pushed in the DSCC store. Let that sink in…They want people to clothe their pets in anti-Republican apparel. And not just one particular, perhaps unpopular Republican, but all of us. They want to direct the hatred toward all of us.

UPDATE:

Am I the only one appalled by this?

Left-wing Institute For Civil Discourse: Adventures In New Tone: Specimans From The DSCC Store

MORE:

A suggestion for the RNC Store:

Just kidding. I don’t really want my political leaders engaging in rhetoric like this. (But I don’t mind doing it, myself – to make a point.)

Linked by Michelle Malkin Buzzworthy, thanks!