Nice Deb Cuss-O-Meter

This is a little embarrassing…

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

…Considering the average cuss level is 9%, and Dustbury, the blog I stole this from only has a cuss level of 2.8%.

It’s not me…it’s my commenters…..*cough*

Well, lets see how I compare to Ace:

12.4% is all?!

There must be some mistake! I can’t be only .7% away from Ace?! *Face reddening*

Let’s see how I compare to The Hostages. There’s no one more filthy and dirty than that lot:

Cuss level high - 24.5% cuss level.

PHEW!

UPDATE:

Cranky’s very proud of his 14.4% rating, but he’s still working hard to raise his percentage.

Good lord, someone needs to wash Bmac’s mouth out with soap!

Just Pitiful.

37 Responses to “Nice Deb Cuss-O-Meter”

  1. Nick Says:

    It’s not me…it’s my commenters…..*cough* – Deb

    Been taking lessons from Obama on how to toss your own under the bus? ;-)

    BTW, have you seen Squarespace yet?

  2. nicedeb Says:

    Squarespace… no.

    I think I heard something about it.

    *googling*

  3. nicedeb Says:

    Do you recommend it?

  4. Nick Says:

    http://meannick.squarespace.com/

    It has been quite awhile since I ran a website, but this is really a nice publishing system. What’s more the Wall street journal likes it and that is enough for me.

  5. BrewFan Says:

    This is bullsh… whoopsie!

  6. nicedeb Says:

    Hmmm, I’ll have to check that out. I’ve been fairly happy with wordpress. They offer a lot of features, and it’s pretty easy to use. I’m a complete idiot when it comes to computer technology.

    So, are you going to keep your blog, Mean Nick?

    You should.

  7. nicedeb Says:

    Watch it Brewfan! I don’t want my cuss meter to get any higher. I’m already beyond mortified that I’m that close to Ace.

  8. Nick Says:

    haha, I just threw that up there to send to you. The last time I had a web presence I was running multiple sites for Kansas employees. All the graphics were via photoshop and all formatting and publishing was done in note pad. That was before XML ever existed. I have the technical abilities, but those are no longer important. What I don’t have is your, and most accomplished writers ability to frame things for the benefit of the reader. I’ll leave that to those who can. ;-)

  9. nicedeb Says:

    I think you do a pretty good job. I’ve always enjoyed what you have to say at Crime Scene KC.

  10. Nick Says:

    Well, I thank you, but I have an edge on most when it comes to knowing the criminal mind, so it’s easy there.

  11. nicedeb Says:

    Or not.

    Everyone on the internet doesn’t have to have a blog. We need commenters, too!

  12. Nick Says:

    A roll I gladly accept. Although, I am probably 50% of your cuss o meter score!

  13. nicedeb Says:

    Nah, I’m sure it’s me, but I only use mild expletives.
    I’m no reverend Wright.

  14. Nick Says:

    Pft! We just had a vote last week on St NiceDeb, so save it sister. ;-)

  15. cranky Says:

    Nobody else will say it but I call bullshit.

    :P

  16. Enas Yorl Says:

    I’m calling bullpucky here. It give me a 14.6% rating and calls that “Low”. What the flock?

  17. I’m Kicking Ace’s Ass « Balance Sheet Says:

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  18. bmac Says:

    Good God, I don’t wanna see my results.
    I thought you had a no cuss rule? I never, ever cuss here BTW.
    (respect)
    I tried to do the no cuss thing at my blog, but I just couldn’t hold out. What can I say, that’s how I talk. Gotta be me.

  19. Barry in CO Says:

    farts boobies buttcrack!

  20. bmac Says:

    Ok, I did mine……33.3%.

    *hanging head in shame*

    I’ll understand if you don’t come by anymore…..

  21. nicedeb Says:

    You bastards just raised my cuss meter level up to 11.8!

  22. nicedeb Says:

    bmac…wow…that’s surprising!

  23. Barry in CO Says:

    POOP

  24. geoff Says:

    It probably thinks “George Bush” and “Dick Cheney” are profanities.

  25. Rosetta Says:

    DOODY HEAD!!!

    *runs the Fuchs away*

  26. nicedeb Says:

    It probably thinks “George Bush” and “Dick Cheney” are profanities.

    I rarely if ever mention them.

  27. bmac Says:

    Believe it or not, I’m a little embarrassed.

  28. cranky Says:

    Uh oh! You’re up to Medium now. I’m shocked and appalled (and secretly proud) at you.

  29. doubleplusundead Says:

    I beat the Hostages by a tenth of a point, I’ve got a post up.

  30. Robbie Says:

    I can’t tell you how damned-unsurprised I am that my site is at a respectable 20.5%.

  31. nicedeb Says:

    I think I may have contributed to that the other day.

  32. S. Weasel Says:

    woot! I win! 33.9%! I’m an effing cussing MACHINE.

  33. Conservative Belle Says:

    No surprise. I got 0%. But then right after that I put in Ace’s site and got 0%. I think the program is flawed.

  34. Nice Deb Says:

    I think it’s malfunctioning, now. But when I I put the post up on Friday, it was working fine. Ace had a 12.4 rating, when I tried it.


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