Kris Sickles, aka “Pale Horse, one of eight members of the Hutaree, a Christian militia group charged with seditious conspiracy in connection with a plot to kill law enforcement, doesn’t seem like your average conservative Christian.
Proceed with mind bleach on hand if needed:
The accused plotter looks to have starred in a deeply Not Safe For Work movie, filled with cursing, mock violence, pot jokes, and sound effects conveying flatulence. Sickles appears entirely naked but for a mask of President George W. Bush that obscures some, but not all, of his genitalia.
In the film, Sickles’s chubby, tattooed character finds himself attacked by an enormous creature which appears to be half man, half duck. “Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallet,” Sickles exclaims at one particularly dramatic moment.
After reading that, there’s been a great disturbance to my psyche, as well.
Hat tip: Dan Riehl.
Oh, and it’s not the guy pictured above – it’s a different one.
Most of the indicted militia members accused of being anti-government extremists have active voting records, a check with area voter registration offices showed yesterday. One is a registered Democrat, and the party affiliations of the rest could not be determined. Jacob J. Ward, 33, of Huron, Ohio, voted as a Democrat in the 2004 and 2008 primary elections. He also voted in 10 other elections since 2000. Party affiliation in Ohio is determined by which party’s ballot they requested in the most recent primary election.
Oh, the narrative has taken a hit, all right.