NH Man Claims He Was Molested By Bigfoot

57 year old Gene R. Morrill has been ordered to serve 20 years in prison for his own molester-related activities. His defense attorney cited Morrill’s mental health issues in seeking leniency from the judge.

Morrill told an investigator preparing his pre-sentence report about being sexually assaulted by the legendary Bigfoot, a North American folklore character said to be between 7 and 10 feet tall, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Patton said Morrill really believes the assaulted happened.

From the look of his mugshot…he’s still haunted by the memory.

Incredibly, he was determined to be mentally competent to stand trial.

The AP Video on the story:

“Issues”.

Hat tip: Crime Scene KC

RELATED:

Wow! Another one:

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

These types of stories always come in threes…..oooh, I’m on pins and needles…check back in the near future for the update.

UPDATE (August 13):

2008: Monster Summer

3 monsters (including bigfoot) “discovered”, so far, this summer.

UPDATE (August 20):

Awww nuts. The bigfoot discovery was an elaborate hoax.

53 Responses to “NH Man Claims He Was Molested By Bigfoot”

  1. Barry in CO Says:

    I call BS.

    Everyone KNOWS Bigfoot is seriously into Thai trannies.

  2. Nick Says:

    People try and say you can’t tell just by looking, but, picture yourself walking onto a crowded prison yard when someone asks, “Can you pick out the molester?” A true test of one’s resilience to Political Correctness!

  3. dragonlady474 Says:

    I want to see this on “When Animals Attack!” heh

  4. Roger Says:

    I don’t think we should laugh. Lets hear his story.

  5. geoff Says:

    Hey wombats! No means no!!

  6. mom Says:

    i beleive him. wombats rape me every day

  7. nicedeb Says:

    Come on mom, that’s the oxycocone talking.

    At least this time it’s not smiley faces!

  8. tyler mueller Says:

    hey i beleive him 2 my dad has a wombat and he all ways gets hard looking at me

  9. mr.wombat Says:

    im am so sorry i thought he was asking for it and i thought he said go not no man i am so sorry and wombats are known for rape.

    p.s. it felt good

  10. brad williams Says:

    i dont know about you but i beleive also cause iwas raped as well

  11. ...no one... Says:

    CREAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. mr.and mrs. wombat Says:

    i told my husband 2 quit but he said he was biosexual and why mess with that . but he is very sorry and will never do it again. and who ever that tyler mueller kid is he really needs to lock the cage and man is he a hard sleeper.

    p.s. he is really good

  13. nicedeb Says:

    Okay, someone is really obsessing on the wombat story….

    Please cease and desist.

  14. Bolduci Says:

    WOW ya knowmyfriend got raped by a weasel…. or he raped the weasel… not sure…. :S

  15. Jessica Says:

    I really don’t believe that you could get raped by a WOMBAT so I really think he is lying so he doesn’t need to go to jail. I think it is sooooo stupid that someone would call the police and tell them you were being raped by a wombat. i bet the police were dying laughingwhen he/she called and told them that!

  16. s.o.s Says:

    i got raped by a donkey once !

  17. rodel Says:

    now im getting insane with these kind of reports..!

  18. Anonymous Says:

    I SMELL BULLSHIT! i think he raped bigfoot.

  19. the REAL mr. wombat thank u very much Says:

    all these fake mr wombats back off cuz i am the real one and i am a self respecting wombat plus that dude was askin for it so lets just drop everythin and forget about it

    ttyl

    PS to all u fake wombats heres a quiz what date is my bday

  20. tim Says:

    LEAVE BIGFOOT ALONE. YOUR LUCKY HE EVEN PERFORMED FOR YOU…. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!

  21. Anonymous Says:

    are you crazy big foot is nothing but a farry take

  22. Anonymous Says:

    i bet you dat guys anus was hurting

  23. Anonymous Says:

    yall all is crazy

  24. bigfoot Says:

    dude i only raped him because he was trying to solicit my 13 year old nephew online….im really sorry it just felt soo good! oh god i get excited thinking about it…. i may come visit him in prison if they will let me.!!

  25. bigfoot Says:

    and ya….LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

  26. Lonely Female Bigfoot Says:

    Ohhh. Im so lonely im looking for a tall bigfoot with light hair and a rape me good attitude.

  27. Anonymous Says:

    bull u just want people to stop calling u a virgin ,next you will be saying hey a werewolf and my dog had a puupy

  28. bigfoots son Says:

    HE RAPED ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Anonymous Says:

    what the crap these people are crazy

  30. Bigfoot's Love Child Says:

    I never learned who my real father was. I have hair in strange places and really big feet. I always felt like the weird hairy child in the back of the class, but now i know it was all because bigfoot and my mom had a secret love affair in the summer of 93′. I was concieved in Yellowstone National Park, I never knew my father. And i have major issues. poor poor me. :[

  31. nicedeb Says:

    Sounds like your dad would make a great Senator.

  32. wow Says:

    you people are MESSED UP!!!! wombats can rape people i guess but why the hell would you report them? just shoot them! That’s the only time you’re aloud to shoot a rapist!

  33. big foots twins Says:

    we are so miss understood in our un natural lifes dad wasnt raping that guy he was giving him a hug and the dude sliped. we tryed to get dad to where pants but refused sorry we tryed.

  34. c dig Says:

    did he have a big?… uhh well ya know

  35. Joe Says:

    Alright people who are “wombats”and”big foot” all need to quit and speak about the article

  36. I BEN RAPE LOL Says:

    I BEN RAPED BY MY OWN BROTHER AND NOW LOOK AT ME !!!! I CANT EVEN HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP!!!! I GUESS HES A WOMBAT RITE???

  37. pokemon trainer Says:

    Gotta catch ‘em all! Bigfoot raper, wombat raper, then Squrittle will rape them all with a water attack!!

  38. Dave in Texas Says:

    “Cletus, wuz you hurt”?

    “Was I hurt? He didn’t call, he didn’t send flowers, nuthin”!

  39. bigfoot Says:

    Everybody needs to leave me alone, the wombat is my ex-wife! the barista from starbucks runnin’ at me with 12 gauge. gotta go!

  40. cc Says:

    bigfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. cody Says:

    have you people even herd of bigfoot ill awnser that umm let me think.NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. cesar from argentina Says:

    incredible i see bigfoot,really!!!!!.is a mutant monkey
    en espaƱol es increible,yo vi a pie grande ,de verdad!!!!!.es un mono mutante

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  44. dolly Says:

    thats big foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you get it

  45. sHaRiCe, Says:

    0MG. WHAT THE HELL D00D;
    THiS iS HELLA STUPiD.
    WE ALL KN0W THiS iS A LiE.
    PiNCHE GRiNG0S ARE REAL DUMB.
    FUCKk,
    \=

  46. neuken Says:

    bigfoot raped him ??
    hes crazy

  47. chanelle tom Says:

    last night 12:00 Pm were the girls picked me up then they ran to me we saw big foot oh my god girls what ever therses no big foot here this happend in moricetown b,c then they showed me the foot prints they were masive footprints now do you believe me yes i do

  48. ricana Says:

    it’s all special effects give it up people really dont belive it!

  49. the real bigfoot Says:

    gfbhsrgbsgnsgfnsgn!!……..me no speak english

  50. Charles Manson Says:

    that wasnt bigfoot that raped him it was the creature from the black lagoon!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. Bigfoot Victim Says:

    im the guy that got raped and it was honestly bigfoot!!!! NO LIE


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