Bra Bandit Steals Bras Right Off Racks…

from the Victoria’s Secret Store at the Flagstaff Mall.

According to police, about $15,000 worth of underwear from Victoria’s Secret was taken Saturday without tipping off employees.

Those responsible were able to haul about 350 bras out the main entrance during business hours.

How do you walk out the door with 350 bras, without anybody noticing, or without the anti-theft tags triggering the alarm? Pretty tricksy.

I think they need to set a booby-trap, to catch the culprit.

Found via: Crime Scene KC 

Finally! Peace In Our Time

It’s Kumbaya time, people!

The Princes of Peace, Iran’s Mahmoud (Wipe Israel of the Map) Ahmadinejad, and Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe have met at the UN in New York, this week and formed a “Coalition of Peace”.

The Robert Mugabe who has led Zimbabwe from impressive success to “the most dramatic peacetime collapse of any country since Weimar Germany”.The Robert Mugabe who is quoted as saying:

“This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources,”If that is Hitler, then let me be a Hitler tenfold.” [1]

That Robert Mugabe.

TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- The leaders of Iran and Zimbabwe are looking to form a self-styled “coalition for peace”.

The government in Harare confirmed President Robert Mugabe and his Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad discussed the formation of such a coalition on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly in New York.

“The United States and its allies are so bloodthirsty they don’t want to see peace anywhere in the world,” deputy information minister Bright Matonga told AFP.

Don’t worry, Matonga, next year there’s a very good chance there will be a peace-loving dove like you in the White House. Our bloodthirsty, war-mongering days will be over. Peace, love, and understanding through dialogue, will rule the day.

And if that doesn’t work, an army of sprites on unicorns will protect us, right Rosetta?

…Wait there’s more:

“The leaders also discussed the need to come up with a coalition for peace in response to the aggression of global bullies,” Chidyausiku added.

Mugabe has forged new alliances with countries in Asia as well as buttressed ties with traditional US foes such as Cuba and Iran.

It would be uncouth to say the ‘Axis of Evil’ is expanding.

We should look at this as a positive development. This will give our next president a wonderful opportunity to use those diplomacy skilz the Democrats are always talking about.